daft questions

[marcusallen]

Now my Xmas sojurn is over, I'm doing my thing and checking the site evry now and then (there are no girls here tonight)& even at my vast old age, I'm amazed anew at some of the ridiculous questions posed only ( I assume) by people who have nothing better to do than see there psydonyms in print. Would it be entirely out of the question to hope that in this new year we could have a lot less futility and a lot more constructivness-not to mention levity on the site.
Try scotch instead of the keyboard.

[zasuna]

Marcus this is a porn site ,we are the lowest common demominator and therefore the questions and debate are not going to be of the highest quality but doing a search on your good self on this site produces a load of @*&$.so i believe we have what is known as a case of the pot calling the kettle names.
you as a producer should wellcome new people to this site as they may but your vids or maybe you have made to much money already


the zasuna has spoken

[chrisdebag]

i have a very important question for marcus what is your faveourite colour? oh look my name is on board yippie i am blessed

[marcusallen]

Chris: favourite colour would have to either that of money, or the cool brown of a good scotch.
Zaz: Where do you get this lowest denominator stuff from? You're a human being like the rest of us-I assume. Sure I sometimes fly off the handle, don't we all. I was merely referring to some of the tedious repetetive and simple questions that are most often posed by bods who cannot be bothered to do the simplest research.
I raise my glass to one and all.

[vaughny]

how can you type with scotch?

[marcusallen]

I use the thin end of the bottle on the keys

[vaughny]

well always make sure the cap is screwed tight, son.