Ben's latest

[jj]

... the review is hardly flattering:

"Veteran porn star Ben has won the Golden Genitals Award five years
in a row and created countless adult films, but all he wants is to be a
comic actor. His genteel acting coach opts for Shakespeare instead,
then scorns Lindsay's efforts (no, he wasn't baptised Ben Dover)
until the bronzed pornographer looks as if he might cry. While it's hard
to shed a sympathetic tear as he lounges around his mansion bemoaning
lack of creative fulfilment, this strips away the glamour until all that
remains are disheartening auditions and the voiceover's saucy puns".

[number 6]

Worth watching though.

[jj]

I shall be watching, with a box of choccies and a decanter of malt.
Oh, and some hankies, for when I wet meself laughing : -)

[one eyed jack]

I rarely bother with reviews in general as opinions are like arse holes.

Everyone has got one.

I would rather listen to the fans report back saying "yo man your movies suck" than some guy who got a dvd through the post and told to write up on it and makes sure its in by the deadline next Wednesday

Mind you that review wasnt terrible either.

[jj]

one eyed jack wrote:
> I rarely bother with reviews in general as opinions are like
> arse holes. Everyone has got one.
> I would rather listen to the fans report back saying "yo man
> your movies suck" than some guy who got a dvd through the post
> and told to write up on it and makes sure its in by the
> deadline next Wednesday

Those two paras seem a bit at odds to me....
but taken together, I'd humbly suggest some arseholes are wiser
than others. I must have made several hundred reviews [of several
thousand watched- most don't even warrant my time at the keyboard],
some very brief, some long, and would imagine that that experience
makes me qualified in some sense to comment with at least a slight
degree of authority.
And if you never have feedback how can you know what the punters
want? Or do you also, like so many others, really not give a toss?
I personally don't see you as adhering to the latter view- you seem
a rare exception to the general rule; yer not a bad lad, on the whole : -)
And please stop hitting me..... [img]http://bgafd.co.uk/forum/smileys/nervous.gif[/img]

[toffeeman]

Whatever you think of him, he's done loads of great stuff over the years. Tons better than some of the garbage floating about now.

And a lot of the guys making the fucking garbage nowadays are on here, and I have no doubt they know they're making garbage! Eh guys?

But Lindsay Honey..............what a babe. Ha Ha!

[Sarah Kelly]

Er, im not gonna pass comment on this.............. EXCEPT to say..................... i hope thats what the hankies ARE for! x

[one eyed jack]

JJ Ok mate i wont hit you . You make a fair point. I usually tend to listen to the people who are mebers of my sites rather than transient people views on here. So in that sense you are right

I was really responding to reviews like that. My bullshit radar has flagged the "golden genitals award"...Who issues that award??? I think that was made up as was the other ridiculous titles the presenter/ narrator came up with through out the programme. Im no expert on ben Dover titles but some of those mentioned just sounded like a poor attempt at humour.

In fact the narrator/ presenter came across as a bit of a dick. is he normally like this on this series.

Oh no Ive just made a review!!!!

[rednose]

My thought was "What no more Ben Dover". Then it seemed that things are back to normal.

Most of my favorite DVDs are his products!

Rednose

[jj]

My dear, for what else?

Oh, I see... say several "Hail Marys", for that ignoble thought : -)