lady with glasses:

[jockagent2]

Just watch your show for the first time, was wondering the ladies name with the glasses on.... sexy...... Thanks...

[jj]

Janet Street-Porter?

[5-1 England]

Dame Edna Everage?

[Paul Garfield]

Thora Hird?

[richard]

What show????

[alec]

By my mystical powers I deduce that he's talking about Tamara Noon in SXTV.

That is it's probably the same bloke who e-mailed us. We had to ask what show too. It's amazing how many people stumble on this site by searching for a girl or a film or a programme and assume that the whole site is about whatever they were first searching for. We sometimes then get e-mails addressed to the model concerned.

[jj]

With powers like that, you should have your own show.

[woodgnome]

i've warned you before about abusing your special "gift" in this manner!

like all superpowers, it's only to be used for the betterment of mankind, not making your life as a moderator easier! besides, it only encourages them! (btw, need to know winner for 3.15 at kempton park, tomorrow. please mail me.)

[Big Jim]

The winner will be...um...a horse?...No...a cow...no, it's definitely a horse...or a large dog of some kind.

[woodgnome]

dear big jim,

it is with regret we must inform you that your application for the position of bgafd moderator has been turned down due to insufficient superpowers.

we wish you luck with future attempts to find a proper job.

yours sincerely,

p woodgnome