Define MILF - another one off my chest

[jimslip]

On behalf of the World's Porn Producers and Togs are hereby define the abbreviation MILF as follows:

Any person of the female sex, who if paraded in front of a learned jury of 12 reasonable men, would consider her to be of an age in excess of 20 years old, but not exceeding 25 years old.

FILF : "Fossil I would like to fuck" any person of the female gender in excess of 25 years of age but no older than 30.

WINOCDIWLF: "Woman in need of carbon dating to establish age.....I would like to fuck": That is any person of the female gender in excess of 30 years of age but not exceeding 40 years of age.

Then interestingly it is back to MILF

"Mummy I'd like to fuck", as in Egyptian Mummy, that is to say any woman that by carbon dating calculation is no younger than 40 and no older than 2000 years old.

Hope this helps !!wink!

[videokim]

"Mummy I'd like to fuck", as in Egyptian Mummy, that is to say any woman that by carbon dating calculation is no younger than 40 and no older than 2000 years old"

I love it...thats why John's taking me back to Egypt crafty git lol!

[number 6]

Milf should be 40 plus,anbody younger isnt a milf.

[TonyJames]

I'm with u on this on Danger mouse but some guys do like the ugly ones that we would not fuck lol

[SexySaucySally]

Ouch Mr Slip!

Each to their own sexual peccadilloes but your age bracketing is a bit harsh for some of us more mature models who still get a glance or two! (Or I hope you were being 'tongue in cheek' instead of your usual tongue between cheeks?!)

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[one eyed jack]

Yes i think the term MILF has been totally destroyed.

I prefer the new term cougar because MILF was coined by American Pie therefore strictly speaking in context a MILF should not only be a fit late 30's something upwards and attractive female but to add, the person shagging said MILF must be a toy boy to do true meaning to the word in my mind.

I think "yummy mummys" is fair game for these young attractive mums but MILF???...Noooo

Unless the lad thats shagging them is 10 or 12 years old which sounds about right in Britain these days.

[SexySaucySally]

Like the sounds of some of your suggestions there Terry!!

!wink! !happy! !wink! !wink! !happy!

Sally x