REVIEW

[REVIEW]

BEN DOVER'S THIS END UP
2000--VCA
Producer/Director: Steve Perry
Featuring: Linda, Steffi (other), Melissa, Michelle, Angie, Pascal
White, Andy Tiger, Phil, Steve Perry

Despite the drawbacks of Perry (Ben Dover) and his modus operandi,
this might have been tolerable if the quality of the female was
there. Frankly these girls look dirty and well below the quality
of most US debutantes. I doubt if I'd screw them in real life,
much less fantasize about it.

As to Perry's methods, he suffers from the problems of all the old
ruees who inhabit this level of porn: Ed, Randy, Frank Thring,
Steve Perry,...they were all OK, even amusing for a while but now
they're just dirty old--gray and old in Perry's case--men having a
bit of prostitution type sex which we pay for. At least Perry
limits it most of the time to just a BJ, leaving the more arduous
activities to the less-than-salubrious Pascal and company. Like
Stagliano in his heyday, Perry drools over the girls--you'd think
he was a 15-year-old having his first glimpse of pussy--totally
unjustifiably, and then proceeds to arrange and sometimes
participate in a scene that is part-Anabolic with its emphasis on
"just the meat" and part-Witrock with some silliness about the
girl enjoying the sex or being just a wanton whore. Grow up,
guys--and that refers to the viewers of this type of movie too.

Linda has long blonde hair, passable/marginal face, droopy
small/medium tits, no waist, bulging belly, cropped but still
hairy triangle, shaven between legs, and a lithe body. After
picking her up at the station and drooling over her in the van,
Pascal and Phil share her including anals (no DP).

In Antwerp Perry and Pascal meet Steffi who says that she's 19
years old and would just love to do a scene. Back to the apartment
(Pascal comes from Belgium so I presume it's his) where, together
with Andy who arrives half-way through, they do a four way with no
anals. Due to the camerawork I can't swear that Perry actually
penetrates the girl but he certainly got some oral. Steffi has
long straight blonde hair, passable face, small firm tits, near
shaven pussy, tight waist, and a lithe body.

Back in the UK for the next scene with Michelle and Melissa who
dress in fishnet body suits, do some trivial g/g, suck Perry's
dick, and then do a four way with Pascal and Phil including an
anal of Melissa and a DP of Michelle, some A2M, and lots of fake
moaning. Michelle has long black hair in corn rows drawn back into
a pony tail, passable/marginal face, medium tits, near shaven
pussy, big butt, and a lithe body. Melissa has short blonde hair,
passable/marginal face, near shaven pussy, tattoo left butt, too
much eye makeup, and a lithe body.

Back in Antwerp Perry, Pascal, and Andy visit Angie who says that
she wants to do a scene because she just loves sex. Yeah, right!
She has white blonde hair pulled back and shaped to head, marginal
face, poor dentition, cantaloupes, pubic hair trimmed to the shape
of a "V", tattoo of a bird in flight on her right belly, labia
ring, belly button jewel, and a lithe body. They do a three or
four way (I'm sorry that I can't recognize Perry's dick yet)
including a DP.

[magoo]

Well thanks for that. It differs slightly from the reveiw I read in the latest Your Choice catalogue. Mmmmm.

[jj]

Glad you held back a bit there........tho' it is one of his poorer efforts.
What would you recommend for an ageing, greying has-been like wot I am to watch?

[magoo]

What ever you do dont get "this end up" confused with "End Games" like I did or you will end up paying ?27.50 (extortionate if your reading Your Choice) for a crap film with very few english girls in it. Seems Pascal is getting all the girls for Uncle Ben these days , hence the lack of UK girls and the abundance of Belgian girls in his latest stuff. Its an outrage!!!

[alec]

Someone has mischievously re-posted here the review posted on rame by Patrick Riley. He is entitled to his opinions on the films he's watched, but so am I on the reviews of his that I've read, and it mystifies me why he bothers to watch porn, he dislikes so much of it. He is renowned (at least in my mind) for his bias against British girls (with a couple of exceptions) and Ben Dover films, for his limited vocabulary (if I've read about a girl's 'passable face and lithe body' once I've done so several dozen times), his hypocritcal tendency to name-call girls he doesn't happen to like for doing what they are supposed to be doing in a porn film, and for his amazing ability to diagnose a girl's medical history through the TV screen - he's stated as fact that a couple of girls are unmarried mothers with no apparent evidence. I do not advise anyone to be guided by his reviews, especially of British films.

[jj]

This trend had already been spotted: Ben seems to have returned to the British fold in more recent efforts, thank God (or more logically, thank Ben).

[Patrick Riley]

howdi alec
Glad to see you find the time to read some of my review's.Let me say in answer to your point about me not liking anything british--well i have to say that on my visit's to your great country i see beautiful girls everyday but do you ever see any of these girls in a ben dover film no of course not!!!So because you old dudes over there have been brought up on a diet of tight perm sarah young and out of date nici sterling when you see a girl under 25 with blonde hair she's beautiful. The usuall girl in a ben dover movie you could find in any run down bar over here in the state's the local hussies.
C'mon guys be real for a minute take a look at your girls database how many would make it into a top rated american movie none!!!
And another thing why do you all call him uncle ben are you all inbread or something have you got posters of this guy up in your walls wake up and smell the cheese for christ sake.As i said before these films were ok last century but its now a new century time to move on.in the states you have to be beautiful and talented to make it in the porn game. Over in the uk blonde broke and will suck perrys dick your in
God I'm sick of Pascal in his movies. Looks like a skinny Marty
Feldman. At least Super Mario was someone handsome enough to couple
with these marginal British types (does the sun EVER shine in the UK?)

[Porn Baron]

Go away small boy with very small penis!! This site is for intelligent English Boys + Gals with a heathly Sexual appetite! Go back to the land of Silicon dreams?

[Two Tongue Ted]

What a refreshingly objective review! Not the normal toadying, sycophantic, nonsensical two liners one is usually subjected to. I must admit that I haven?t seen the particular movie in question, but that's only because I find 'Uncle Ben's' (and his second rate imitators) current output unwatchable - for precisely the reasons Patrick has outlined.

Great stuff. More please!

T.T.T.

[Patrick Riley]

to the parrott what had happened to your michelle thorne since she got her tits done and got rid of perry she's went from a nobody to something over there. Still shame about the passable/marginal face and you want to lay of your dick for ten minutes and try and get a girlfriend baron my ass