Filthy interview with Teresa May - I can't believe

[JJK]

I just selected the juiciest part of the interview. She sounds like a right sex-machine. It seems weird that a woman as obviously sex-mad as Teresa May doesn't do hardcore. Especially seeing that I'm sure that she could make serious amounts of money. Question 40 is interesting. Could Teresa have done some prostitution in her time? Her answer is very ambiguous.



13. Do you like women?

I find women very attractive and yes I have slept with a woman - full sex - and I really enjoyed it. I don't do it everyday but I really enjoyed it then.


14. Do you prefer sex with a man or a woman?

Sex with a woman is different than with a man, it's a different ball game. I have a few men gay friends I go out with sometimes but I don't go with them sexually. Each to their own I think.


15. What would you do if you went home with a man and found out he was gay?

That's a difficult question, it all depends at the time - I think I would probably ... chop his dick off!


16. What do you do when you go to bed with a man?

Sleep, no, really I like to have sex. I like a lot of kisses and cuddles with lot's of touching, exploring each others bodies.


17. What's your favourite position?

I like it hard doggy style but I like to finish off on my back.


18. When and how did you lose your virginity?

I lost my virginity, ooh ages ago. I lost it in the middle of a playing field wearing my school uniform, aged 16. I remember it being an anti-climax. We had a lot of fumbles but I really can't remember a lot about it. Sex then became a habit, one after another.


19. Where's the most bizarre place you had sex?

I've had sex in some wierd places, a train, I tried it on a double decker bus, a car, I like outdoor sex.


20. Do you like oral sex?

I love oral sex. My fav is being licked and I love to give head. Oral sex is good with a smaller dick cos I've got a little mouth.


21. Do you like Anal sex?

Anal sex, I don't mind it in moderation. I've had orgasms with anal sex. But I have my best climax with pussy sex. But yes, I've had a few cocks up my arse.


22. Do you like bondage?

What! about bondage! I'm not really into it personally, but I've tried it handcuffed and they lost the key so they had to get a locksmith in with me naked, cuffed to a sideboard - lucky locksmith.


23. What about SM?

No, no count me out of that one - don't like it.


24. Animals?

I've dressed up as Rudolf the red nosed reindeer and that's as far as I'm willing to go.


25. Do you like spanking or domination?

I like a quick spank now and again, but I don't really like hard slaps or whipping.


26. What's your favourite outfit?

I like anything leather. That's my favourite. I like the feel and the look of it. Dead sexy.


27. Are you an exhibitionist?

Of course I'm an exhibitionist. To the full. I've shown my boobs out of windows, but all in harmless fun. I was recently in a friends car with my boobs out, and we stopped and I asked a man "Do you know the way to Suckem Crescent", and the bloke just ran off - it's true - honest.


28. What do you think about Fisting?

Fisting! oh fist fucking, no I don't think I would like it, never tried it. I think it would be a bit painful. I love rimming though. You know, when someone uses their tongue on your arsehole. That gets me so wet.


29. Do you know where your G-Spot is?

My G-Spot is on the top of my cliterous, and I wish I could lick myself - it beats a dildo.


30. What do you think about safe sex?

I recommend using condoms for safer sex. It is sensible to be safe so it only makes sense to use a condom and be careful.


31. Do you like massages?

I love a massage with a guy. I like a guy to give me a good massage with plenty of oils.


32. What about swinging?

I'm not into swinging, I've had sex in the same room as other couples, but not all together sexually.


33. Have you ever done any water-sports?

I don't do water sports, cos I don't really like it - it's just human waste - so it's not nice.


34. What happens when guys come over to pick you up?

When I get approached by guy's if they seem like fun, then okay. The best lines guys come up with are nice complimentary ones, but the worst is "mmm your lipstick looks nice, can I taste it?", that just makes me sick. If somebody came up to me and asked for sex straight away, even if they look really nice, I would say no. But If I know the guy then yes. I have no rule book saying no sex on the first date. In the last year I've had quite a few boyfriends for fun.


35. Do you believe in monogamy?

Monogamy - what's that? No, I don't believe in monogamy. You don't have to settle down like in the old ages and get married then find out the sex is crap. I like to have the freedom to go out and fuck whoever I want, when I want.


36. What is the most memorable sexual experience?

I remember one guy who was huge. I have in my wardrobe a butt dildo. I took it on holiday with me and intimidated lot's of guys with it. I would slap it down in the middle of the table then if they couldn't compete with the size of this big black dildo then they're out. I remember this guy came forward, he was bigger than my dildo! He really made my eyes water. He must have made me come about five or six times that night. My pussy was so sore the next day but it was worth it.

37. Do you like sex?

I love sex in general. I love having sex. I wank quite often sometimes with toys but mostly with my hand. Masturbation is very healthy and I wank at least a couple of times a night. I have been known to wake up in the middle of the night crying for a good hard shag but I have to make do with a quick wank. I'm very sticky when I come, but I don't squirt.


38. Do you fake it?

When you want to get the sex over and done with, then instead of ending up with a very sore pussy, cos the guy just keeps going, then yes I will. Yes, I have faked an orgasm with my ex-boyfriend.


39. What do you think of prostitution?

I think prostitution should be legalised. It's a service like any other, and it would stop guys raping girls. I don't knock anybody who does it.


40. Would you be a prostitute

No comment.


41. Do you watch porno videos?

I like porno videos. If I'm watching videos with myself or a boyfriend, mainly during, then I will want a shag. Even flicking through a magazine can be quite a turn on.


42. Have you ever done any porno?

I've never done full penetration videos but I have done some simulated stuff for magazine.


43. How did you start?

I started with magazines, you know, pictures, then onto video which I prefer because there's more movement involved.


44. What kind of porno videos do you like?

I like nice settings. I don't like the amateur ones, I prefer something with nice men with big cocks and beautiful women with a bit of a story line.


45. What is the worst experience you had in this business?

The worst experience I had was when someone took a load of pictures of me and didn't bother paying. I really hate it when people just waste my time. Some girls get a worst treatment, I know you just have to be very careful who you work for. I only go to reputable people.

[richard]

With regards to question 40...er there is a website you can go to
and....can't say anything else on the forum.

[jj]

Trouble with this sort of thing is, without hard evidence (e.g. video), she could be (and probably is) just bullshitting for the punters.
If 'models' choose to come on like this, they should either front up and do the h/c stuff for real, or just shut up and get back to the page 3 stuff..........this halfway-house, will she/won't she false coyness is just irritating and childish.
Read any 'celebrity' interview, then believe about 2% of it.

[richard]

too true jj, can you imagine a woman into sex as much as she says she is NOT even doing a hard g/g let alone b/g photo shoot. But it is very curious as to why the no comment on Q.40!

[magoo]

What about Q.29?
Im sure most women would be aware that the G-spot is inside the vagina and not "above my clit". This whole piece of crap was written by a bloke. Probably some grubby little fella who works for our mate DS. God bless the Sport it keeps your average bloke clueless about the opposite sex, so he keeps buying shit papers.

[magoo]

Oh, dear. I have just realised that as this forum grew and we attracted the decent industry types like Ben (St. Benethy of Jizz), Phil Mc (St James of Barlinnie). We would also attract idiots from the less reputable press.

Lets see if anyone is daft enough to believe the Sport!

Its a waste of webspace. Ban the Sport from here!

[jj]

No, no.......the so-called 'Grafenberg Spot' is located just
above the left ventricle of the male hunting-wasp Vespicella venatrix, and appears only in late June when the weather is mild and moist.
Human females don't have one at all. It's just a myth. Or so I've been told..........it's TRUE, I read it in the Sport.