jealousy

[Green eyed monster]

Isn't Toby a lucky boy?

[Magoo (nearly green)]

Who is Toby? And is he as lucky as Sabrina Johnsons husband?

[MR T]

Very cheeky.
Who's been reading the Sunday tabloids then?

The article being ever so slightly inaccurate of course.

[Magoo]

Was it inaccurate in that your not really called Toby? Im just kidding, but you must admit Toby doesnt sound as cool as Mr T does it? And yes I think we are all jealous of your lovely girlfriend. Keep me posted re Hannah and yourselves antics appearing on vhs.

P.S. Never trust a journalist to tell the truth. The only people who tell more lies are politicians, lawyers and police officers.

[MR T]

Its out the bag now - my real name that is.

However the inference that I am always taking it up the ass and it is only recently that I have developed sexually was the funny part. It makes me sound like a gay fourteen year old!

Oh well, thats the Sunday Sport for you.
Anyway back to the bedroom - Hannah's waiting with a huge strap-on, dressed as a man with my schoolboy outfit ready for me to slip into.

[jj]

Sounds lovely.......unfortunately I've only just got dressed and haven't got the papers yet.......and now it's raining, so why bother?

[MR T]

Don't let Magoo hear you saying that

[jj]

No probs, I nicked his ear-trumpet and Zimmer frame last week while visiting him disguised as a Social Worker.

[Shaun]

I also read the article in the Sport today but they didn't mention the url of the website, mainly cause it wasn't one of their sites and the story was mainly about the popidol reject who does porn flicks.

[Magoo]

Pardon? Could you speak louder JJ I didnt quite hear you. I had a bit of bother last week. A social worker stole my ear-trumpet you see. He also urinated in my fish tank and sexually assaulted my dog.