Poll: best film title ever

[magoo]

US pornmakers have stopped the pun based titles and are now concentrating on titles that are just filthy. According to Tom Byron, Rob Black has shot a film called "Fuck My Stinky Shit-Hole" although I think this title may have been altered to the slightly less offensive "Fuck Me Where I Stink". These gonzo boys dont have much humour in there porn (or titles) but for pure filth value they come up with the goods.

[magoo]

The Continuing Immoral Adventures of Captain Cock and Rodney Rude.

Well I thought it was quite a good title but I have not seen the film.

[Rimbaud]

Yes, the same base appeal as 'Stop My Ass is On Fire' - one of Rimbaud's faves.

[Ace]

I liked the inter-racial videos at the time, and thought 'White Men Can't Hump' was a classic.

[jj]

That's a bit like the girl called Agnes Fuckmyarsehole, who changed her name by Deed Poll to BRENDA Fuckmyarsehole.
No porn titles, but apropos of nothing, the best music single title ever was 'I'm Gonna Ram Your Teeth So Far Down Your Throat You'll Have To Stick a Toothbrush Up Your Arse To Clean Them (Baby)'

[stretch]

On the subject of song titles: how does "How can I tell you that I love you when you're sitting on my face" sound?

[camster]

'I know what you swallowed last summer' and 'Poop chute salute' are my favourites.