Kelly Stafford

[mij]

change pics an mpeg?s of this lovely girl

[Hammertime]

Hahahaha, come and live near me and you'll see her all the time mate. She was in Homebase of all places last Saturday and looked like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. I had a very disturbing moment last summer when I was off sick from work; watched When Rocco Meats Kelly one afternoon and then she walked past my dining room window not 10 minutes later. I unwittingly ducked for some reason!

[Diem]

Now, having seen a number of her films she is clearly not entirely sane and I feel that ducking is an entirely reasonable reaction.

D.

[richy]

You can't have been THAT sick, then!

[jj]

I'm seriously thinking of setting up a 'Let's Be Nice to Kelly' group, poor girl.
I'm sure she's nice to her mum, and all that.........seems you just can't win: lots of moans if a girl doesn't do h/c, then when she does, and goes a little (or a lot!) overboard, more of the same.
Funny old world.

[barton]

hammer got any lodging going??

[richard]

All this talk of Kelly and ducking, surely she must, at some stage, have done some fist ducking?

[barton]

well she was nearly fisted in the ass in kelly rome 1 so i suppose it might probably happen....probably already has in private life

[Hammertime]

Hahaha. No lodging available I'm afraid, but wouldn't you be a bit worried about 'measuring up' after Rocco had almost torn her asunder? I'm tempted to stop her and say "I've seen all your films you know?" but I reckon she'd laugh in my face so I remain reticent. By the way, I was off sick with my back - doesn't stop you enjoying the odd video does it?

[jj]

You could hardly be off sick without it, could you? )
Why don't you try the old 'excuse me, I'm sure I've seen you somewhere before' routine?