Attn Chanta Rose

[magoo]

Hi Chanta,

Could you do me a favour before you jet off to USA for more bondage? Do a search on this forum with "redstone films" or "feral fuck sluts" and you will find a post I made a few weeks ago re Assie porn which I addressed to you but you were still travelling. I know its not your thing, but I hoped you might be able to help or at least point me in the right direction.

Best Wishes,

Magoo (the artist formerly known as drunk)

[jj]

Now you're on the wagon, you'll be able to Qantas over there and buy the thing direct, won't you?
Nigel Notveryhelpfulandslightlysarky.

[magoo]

Thanks JJ. I had not thought of that. Your a bloody genius (now THATS sarcasm).

I just thought Id ask the only Australian who posts here. Gotta be worth a try.

[Jocko]

If you want to find out what Aussie porn is like, just turn your telly upside down and watch your normal porn vids.

For an extra touch, you could set fire to your living room, play some Kylie records and be crap at football.

Bonzer!

[jj]

..........presumably while sitting in a billabong, watching the quolls and bandicoots, wearing an Akubra and Drizabone, eating Vegemite and drinking Toohey's.
NB. Kylie is now an Honorary Brit and National Treasure. She is also a Sex-Goddess. Her sister is too pushy and therefore is none of the above. As for Mr Donovan......[censored by Our Legal team]...........
The Australian High Commissioner.

[Chanta Rose]

Sorry Magoo, I can honestly say that I have never purchased any porn let alone any Australian porn!!!JJ's idea isn't that bad as I know it is for sale in Canberra but I don't know of any sites online!!!

[jj v smug]

You see.........I AM a genius!!
And now it's been proved in print by a nubile young lady! HA!!!

[magoo]

Well, thanks anyway Ms Rose. Just thought you might know something about the Oz industrys distribution overseas. I never imagined you bought it!

JJ smugness is not an admirable quality. I dont think the film is worth the price of a return ticket to Canberra. So Ill just forget it until they start selling to overseas. 200 years ago youd have been transported to Oz for smugness like that young fella me lad.

[jj penitent]

Sorry.........don't fancy getting deep-vein thrombosis, espacially at my age.

[buttsie from Downunder]

Just remember when you bash us Aussies your only shitting in your own nest because most of us came from the British Isles
many years ago.

To Bonzer for the people that invented Football you have a pretty lousy record 1 World cup win in how many attempts.
By the way we made the 1974 World cup at amateurs when there were only 15 countries in it(outstanding I think).

Not to mention your outstanding Cricket teams of the past 10 years.When was the last time you won the ashes.

Thats enough Patriotism for now.

And no I am Not of Irish decent.

Cheers
Buttsie
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