ORDERING WITH 'FIONA'COOPER

[SID THE CYNIC]

I dropped this outfit an e-mail querying whether a recent prison sentence would cause problems with their supplying videos....

Reply.....

"Hi

This will not affect the day to day running of Fiona Cooper

Fiona"

..mmmmmmmm....... we'll wait and see eh?

SID xxxx

[horace Ward]

What matters most is;Which half has ended up at the Men's Prison,and which half the Women's prison?

[Caractacus]

It has been suggested a few times that they stock up on material. Halfway through September you can get a tape with last year's Christmas tree and cards in the background. So they'll probably have more than enough pending tapes in hand that it won't affect things in the short term. Also, whatever the faults of the man behind the business, it must have an efficient team as the deliveries were always fairly prompt. Who knows, with him gone it might even become a decent business again. I'd need an awful lot of convincing on that score before it'd get my custom again.

[Isaac Hunt]

Has someone gone to prison for supplying FIONA COOPER VIDEOS????

Dear me, the country really has gone to hell.

[jj]

No, Isaac........

Recent output ought to have been worth at least six months, though.

[jj]

..oops, they've changed the story ID:

[magoo]

He will be released before christmas so normal service will be resumed. Presumably.

[Governer HMP Wakefield]

Please stop sending your video orders to us at the prison everyone. Prisoner 45678 SUTCLIFFE does not have duplication facilitys in his cell. Its against the Rules.

[jj]

Not another FC re-release........

[buttsie Past Use By date]

Only six months for recent productions....very lenient
I would have given him community service working for the parents of the 15year old followed by all of the offended models on a rotating basis for life.

I would say to keep himself intact on the inside he is probably recruiting models.

You know like they did in Shakespeares day put a wig on the best looking guy.Would probably improve his vids somewhat.

Whats there motto again sexy not sex(what a lot of twaddle)

Cheers
Buttsie
From Downunder