30 things porn films teach us

[Pete O 'Mane]

If there's going to be a contest, I'd like to submit my own modest effort from January while we're at it. Creative plagiarism at its best

[Touchpaper]

This issue of Desire.

[Magoo]

Mr Pete O`Mane aka la petommaine (pardon my poor french), I saw the film from which you spoof your franco-psuedonym on. Great! Vive la fart. I love the joke. But have we also corresponded using one of your other aliases? Are you perchance anglo-franc? Surely there cant be that many forum users with a sense of humour! Mssr Rimbaud excepted.

[Bob der Baumeister]

We certainly have bantered before, my myopic friend. Problem is, I have so many aliases that I lose track myself. Not Gallic - but admittedly Francophile - and corresponding from Allemagne. Verstehen Sie Spass?

[jj]

Ja, 'stimmt........as one domiciled continentally, can you answer this?
I suspect Vidshop fuck UK customers about because they know we can't do anyhing due to the illegality of M/Order porn. Do any mainlanders have similar trouble with them, or do they have to play fair?

[Herr Magoo]

(bit rusty on the old euro lingo apologies in advance, actually I find english hard work)

Alles klar Bob mein liebe fruend! Baumeister oder plasticine popstar mit dem schone toolbelt und strumpfhosen und ficken sie Amanda Holden..... Hallo leiber tuschauer und herzlich welkommen bie dem forum. Never did german at school but picked a bit up whatching Sat1 Fruhstuckfernsehen mit Marlene Lufen (best legs in the world) shes off topic but lovely.

Right I`ll leave it there before I unintentionaly make some teutonic mistake which could make me look gay. Lifes hard enough being labeled as a "bread pervert" by JJ. Not to mention the Big Pants fiasco. Help! wheres an alias when you need one?

Hanz der Burgermiester (und pornomiester)

[Herr Magoo (mien deutch ist ic]

Its you isnt it JJ you multilingual git. Oder... no never mind.

[Mr Magoo (Herr no more)]

Yes I must agree with the french farter on that. DO NOT IGNORE THE LINK. It was by far the best thread this forum has ever seen. Bloody great!! If you like poo-humour, wich we all do, being male etc. The female contributers to the forum will be scratching their heads and wondering whats funny! Vive la differance!

[Bob der Baumeister]

Me, I'm just a Brit whose occasional Heimweh causes him to drop by a forum which recalls his youthful fascination with porn all those years ago in provincial Blighty. Ou sont les neiges d'antan, as they say in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern.

[jj]

Sorry, no.....fooled again. It's a REAL German.
When in a hole, stop digging.