Officer and an office slut

[HANNAH COLEMAN]

We will be filming new footage this week so watch this space.
We are also doing the photo story for Officer and an office slut, which will be good news for the fans who have waited patiently for this request - Sorry about the delay I've had to curb Mr T's Wig fetish first - (that sounded like being in a one 2 one queue while waiting for a customer advisor)Ha HA
I also have a G/G set of new photos cumming to you shortly, will be doing these over the next fortnight.
I've managed to find a female sex slave shes will be a new girl who has never done porn before but has begged me to do G/G how could I refuse - shes very pretty and is called Nicholas Hussey.
That is not really her name she is called Ellie.
So thats something for the fans to watchout for.
Anyway must go as I have a bath full of beans to get into, then a shower of custard, then to get dressed for the day in my Big pants and numerous wigs then I have to put on Mr T's dodgy makeup, then its to the bakery for my daily loaf........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lots of Love Hannah whos full of beans this morning

[MR T]

And presumably on the way to the bakery the car will blow up and all the wheels will fall off (she'll probably put the fire out with her squirty flower).

By the way the title should read "an Office Slut and a Gentleman", but hey ho. Now you can choose which title you want.

[Phil McC]

Hannah you still got a little Vauxhall 2 door thingy,

Phil McC

[HANNAH COLEMAN]

Hi Phil McC,
I got rid of that vauxhall 2 door thingy a long time ago, I've got a mercedes 2 door bag of shite instead.
But thats off soon i'd rather use the bus.
Did you want to buy the vauxhall off me at a good price, sorry Phil its now in Luton.
Don't tell me you have a fetish for cars, magoo and JJ with their food frolicks, Mr T with his makeup and wigs obsession, and me i'm obssessed with CLOWNS.

[jj]

I have a big red nose, but that's from the booze, not the circus........I've also got the big shoes.

[HANNAH COLEMAN]

and Mr T has the curly wig!

[jj]

Top or bottom?

[HANNAH COLEMAN]

both!
And they're ginger.
I love the down below ones the best, at least there real - I think, i'll have to check - hold on................
Oh no its a mirkin - ah no a ginger mirkin.
Hows the nose, i'd love to see the shoes.
The clown fetish was on Jerry Springer the other day as well as the food fetish, i'm going to have to give them a call.
mmm clowning around with all the pies -

[magoo]

When you go on Springer will these pies be steak and kidney or chicken and mushroom? Its important to project the right image you see. And I think steak & kidney will be best for you really as they are more classy than chick & mushroom.

Also re your recent banana revelations. Will you now be driving a Banana-mobile like Bananaman (eric was his real name I think) had? Banana porn is the way forward! You could borrow JJ`s big shoes to wear with my big pants when you do the pie smearing on Springer.

[Phil McC]

Hannah, Hi, last time I saw you was at Barcelona/Brussels/Hamburg with K I think ???? I still have the footage somewhere ??? Violet has a fear of clowns(no joke) she thinks they are scary. I think she watched the Steven King movie and had a nightmare afterwards.

Phil McC