30 things porn films teach us

[jj]

An expat, then. And a good linguist, not something you often find in the Great Brit abroad.
What about those hell-fiends at Vidshop then? Are they doing the biz for Europeans while brutally giving us Brits the metaphorical finger?

[Bob der Baumeister]

Crikey, what does a chap have to do to establish his true Brit credentials? OK, you asked for it: Joe 90, the Big Rat, Curly Wurly, Meccano, Warlord (Lord Peter Flint),Chad Valley, semolina, Rustler "Cu(n)t-Ups", the Double Deckers (but not necessarily in that order). Oh and the Wurzels. Sorry, but that was necessary.

(That's quite enough awful Albion memories - Ed)

PS sorry, haven't dealt with Vidshop, get me stuff mostly from the local secondhand place. Pot luck, but cheap.

[wolfie]

31. The average age of a schoolgirl is 23.
32.All schoolgirls /college girls have their hair either in pigtails or two bunches.
33. All schoolgirls/ college girls wear tiny tartan skirts and white socks.
34. When they come, all men look like they're desperately trying to shit.
35. No American woman has ever been pissed on.
36. 50% of European women love being pissed on.

S'il-vous plait accepter mon apologie pour l'interruption. Merci.

[buttsie from Downunder]

Following on from "What Makes Great Porn" I feel like I just read a work of art.

Rather rare considering some of the mindless posts(i'm as guilty as anyone on that point)

The one major item missing from the list

Black men are always bigger(just ask any white woman what she thinks of black guys)

Looking forward to the next intelligent post

Cheers
Buttsie