o/t - Joan Collins

[Alan]

Seeing her in the news reminds me of see The Bitch and The Stud when I was fifteen ! Anyone know if she ever did any full frontal stuff/whats the dirtiest soft-core she did?

[jj]

She got her (small, saggy) tits out in a Hammer horror-flick about some malignant night-club dwarf or suchlike dreck: bet Alec will know !!
Had Caroline Munro (wow) in it as well.

[alec]

No I won't.

[Martin]

'I don't want to be born' i think that was called

[r18]

She did playboy back in the 80's and if you go to www.douglass.co.uk/com ( advertised as robs celebritys on an earlier post re the Club Reps) there are some pics of her on there.

[jj]

Well there goes your 'Halliwell' reputation.......Martin below has got it in one, and wins the actual stake put through Linda Hayden's left tit in 'Taste the Blood of Dracula'.

[Buttsie Peasant]

No wonder this is off topic


Its like lusting after your mothers best friend(female)


Grandma Joan or is Great Grandma Joan must be pushing 65/70.

Even in her day she only did 2 softcore crap films the bitch and the stud that today would likely get a g rating.


Well done Alec for sidestepping JJ's landmine.


Cheers
Buttsie
oz

[jj]

It wasn't a landmine, it was a compliment on Alec's encyclopaedic (but erratic) knowledge of outre celluloid products.
And, of course, an excuse to bang on about L Hayden's tits.

[Buttsie Uneducated swine]

My apologies JJ

I Took Alec's comment in the context of I'm not playing ball
even if I know the answer.(pretty stupid now I think about it)
Think I might go and get my IQ checked.

Thats the beauty of the English language its always got three different ways of looking at it.

Committed the cardinal sin only read your post once instead of my normal three times

Cheers
Buttsie
Oz

[Martin]

>
> Well there goes your 'Halliwell' reputation.......Martin
> below has got it in one, and wins the actual stake put
> through Linda Hayden's left tit in 'Taste the Blood of
> Dracula'.

Thanks JJ but i'd much prefer the one used on Madeline Smith in The Vampire Lovers.