Georgina Law & Simon Cowell

[Matt]

Oh. My. God.

I've just worked out who Cowell's girlfriend is. I knew she was supposed to be a "lesbian glamour model" but I didn't realise it was one of the most gorgeous of them all - Georgina Law!!

How on earth did he manage that?


Matt
(one of the pop idol judges, for those without a life)

[jj]

If your life's highlight is watching Pop Idol, I think I'll get back to painting my Airfix Wellington bomber.
S Cowell: millionaire pop mogul. G Law: aspiring starlet. No diagrams neccesary.

[Paul]

And if you believe that's he is really shagging her, I've got a nice little house at the end of The Mall to sell you....

[jj]

....you mean the one with the big garden?
I thought the bailiffs had been in there.

[Matt]

Aaaah, those who doubt the idols of pop. You just can't get rid of them. I think maybe he's dating her to learn some fancy new culinary techniques, personally. Yes, I think he's shagging her. I like that thought. Why shouldn't I think that?


Matt

[joe king]

what first attracted you to the millionare ...

[jj]

....we met when I tripped over his wallet.
Can't wait to see them slagging each other off in the redtops in six (three?) months' time.

[Paul]

Perhaps because Mr Cowell is not as other men - he hired publicist Max Clifford after contributing to Jonathan King's defence fund and suddenly all these stories about him and glamorous blondes began appearing in the red tops.Coincidence? Or am I just cynical?