Very Off Topic

[magoo]

Now that we can ramble on about nowt (whats new you might ask!) can any one come up with a very futile pointless post. I cant!

[Mart]

Yes

Mart

[Mart]

or No

Mart

[magoo]

Indeed.

Is it time for bed yet? And more to the point when does the off licence open? I wonder if Marcus Allen has figured out this new regime? I expect the Chairperson will show him where to post ie in the o/t section which I think will be favoured by most of the "old school" as they rarely have owt to say.

[jj]

What's the biggest marrow you've ever eaten?
Why can't flies fly out of the OPEN half of a sash bay-window?
Why bother to vote any more?
Is sleeping all the time a waste of your life? And if so, does it cosmically matter?
Who makes up those unemployment statistics?

[Caractacus]

Why is Wales?
Where are the Snowdons of yesteryear?

(with gratitude to Mr J Heller)

[Wink Wink]

Why is the sky blue? Why is it when you put socks into a washing machine there's always one missing? That's just two for now.

[jj]

Why ARE Wales, surely?
And if so, how?

[jj]

There is a perfectly rational explanation in optics for the first.
And everyone knows the answer to the second one: they get taken by the Sock Fairies to build their high-rise nests in the Chocolate isles.

[Wink Wink]

Well that's a load of my mind. Perhaps you could tell me why buttered toast always lands on the buttered side if you drop it?