Bald, Brazilian or Bush

[CornishChris]

Lesson 1 never ever shave your nuts, cos when it starts to grow back its like having a hedgehog in your trollies.

This is not from personal experience but from a recollection of a pal who spent most of the following fortnight shifting uncomfortably from cheek to cheek whilst sqirming in discomfort whilst driving around the country.
Much to my and others amusement....LOL

Cheers Cornish Chris.

[jj]

I'm not even going to begin to enquire why he had the urge to shave his pills.......

[Jennifer Martin]

Was just talking to Chris on Yahoo and thought I would share this with you all lmao ....

cornishchrisuk: Though they did suss me cos the pal was me !!!


So JJ you better Chris about his urges lol

Jennifer xxx

[jj]

I could make some comment about chestnuts and fires.....but I'll refrain, just this once.
Some things are a little too close to home.

[Flett]

Something new would be nice. How about a ninety degree Brazilian - a four inch by half inch strip of hair running east to west, just on the curve of the pubic bone.
It woud be the first "new" thing for quite a while.

[jj. geometrically.....]

I'm amazed I haven't yet seen one cut into, say. a square or a round. Or an inverted triangle? A rhombus, perhaps? Or an eicosahedron?
What about a RND attempt at an outline of Pudsey Bear?
Maybe there's an Signorina out there with her pubes cut into an outline of the Palazzo Vecchio.....

[CornishChris]

Thanks Jen....now my secret is out... in an attempt to become Mr SmoothNuts rather than Mr Fuzzynuts I painfully became Mr CactusNuts beware the Mach3 Turbo !!!

Its so nice to share these things with the world....LMFAO.

Cheers Cornish Chris.

[Wink Wink]

I'm sure it won't go much further than this forum. (cough cough !!!!)

[jj]

I'm sure Ossifer Dibble (currently away at Hendon on an Advanced Truncheoning course) would point out that testicular hair is part of our evolutionary heritage, and has been put there by Mother Nature for very good reasons, i.e. it's extremely attractive to females, being chock-full of nice sexy pheromones, and keeps yer nuts warm in Winter, and no bloke who shaved it off would ever pull any totty, it's dangerous to bugger about with science etc. etc....

[Flett]

Actually, I think it's Chicken Cornish Chris. Didn't have the balls to use a cut-throat razor, eh, Chris?