another joke

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jj

Re: another joke

Post by jj »

Are you in your right mind today?
buttsie

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by buttsie »

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cheers
B....OZ

PS Personally it didn't do much for me...reminded me of the inane knock knock jokes

I prefer my jokes to have a story line of some substance

Such as this recent arrival from a good friend(My lawyer-coincidence)

A young attorney had been spending his annual holiday at the same Inn for the past three years

He'd finally managed to get it on with the innkeepers daughter so he was on his way and looking forward to his fourth visit

When he arrived he found the inn kepers daughter sitting on the porch with a young baby on her lap

He said...Why didn't you tell me you were pregnant?

We could have got married and saved everybody the embarrassment of having a bastard in the family

She replied...well we talked long and hard throug out the night and decided a bastard in the family was more preferable than a Lawyer
jj

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by jj »

Careful...you might get sued.....
buttsie

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by buttsie »

Thats better than getting screwed by a lawyer.....innit?

cheers
B....OZ

Ps Check you email JJ....new set of Michelle Wright that I've never seen before dated 2001...a foursome with Natasha Vale,kelly Stafford,and unknown Susan possibly British?
jj

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by jj »

You da man !!!!
Mail later.
buttsie

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by buttsie »

Yes I'm of the male variety contrary to popular opinion

When I figure out why emails of 5mbs and over are being rejected I'll send the other 8 zip files

cheers
B...OZ Michelle much better than Mishal IMPHO
jj

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by jj »

Sorry about the that: in my enthusiasm, I momentarily slipped into demotic street-talk. Magoo is much better at that sort of thing, so I'll revert to the Queen's English.
......ah: I did wonder what had happened to the DeBoor woman.
I imagine your PC had exploded due to excessive naughtiness.
HRH The Queen

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by HRH The Queen »

Glad you are reverting back to me proper english stylee JJ my loyal subject. Its well wicked.....no? Check out me nice Crown and ting.....24 carat for real bro. No cheap bling in HRHs gaff. Me and Phils just off to buy some spliff.

Big Up the Buck House massive and the Corgi Crew is in da area!

Peace. Laters guy. (visualise Queen waving by shaking her hand loosely causing forefinger to clack against middle finger)
Rumpole

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by Rumpole »

The case for the Prosecution rests, M'lud.
Judge Lionel Nutmeg

Re: A real Joke(No offence to lawyers)

Post by Judge Lionel Nutmeg »

In that case I think we shall adjourn.

Would all persons having further business before the twisted and surreal Court of His Honour Judge Lionel Nutmeg in The Crown Court of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II sitting at Ongar reconvene at 10 O'Clock tommorrow morning. And dont forget your sandwiches. God Save The Queen.
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