another joke

[jj]

God save the sandwiches, don't forget your Queen.
Ongar is a funny place-name, but not as funny as Goosnargh. Or Nether Wallop.

[buttsie]

My IBM Aptiva is always finding newer and better ways of malfunctioning

Nothing to do the de boors daughter...theres still 16 of hers left to send but not in Zip Files-thats Michelle-she should be in your email as I write 2 emails


cheers
B....OZ

PS Don't click the first link to Tanya Russof.....its wrong....nothing unusual there.....the correct links are in the second email

[jj]

Don't fancy Russof anyway.
Yeah, yeah, I know it's weird.........

[buttsie]

I'm not her biggest fan either but some of the pics were excellent-good wallpaper material....me toilets looking a treat...the beach on the left...the meadow on the right and the island behind the door

Once you've perused as many pics as I have they all start to look OK

Would you like some TM...in lingerie?....go on you know you can't resist.....lol

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

Get Thee behind me, Satan.........
There were a couple of good ones there, but my fave would be her scenes in 'The Gigolo', epecially that fetish scene where's she's tied down on the floor.

[buttsie]

I just watched it yesterday for a laugh on streaming video

A gigolo that looks like a criminal character out of Batman & Robin..Mr Frosty

Why they just don't subtitle those films rather than using a narrator is beyond me

That scene wasn't bad...a bit drawn out if anything

Might go buy me some red leather pants or was it latex?

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

They DO sub them, in Dutch, for example. And Swahili, probably......
Couldn't give a hoot about their awful plotting. Trouble is, it's sometimes difficult to keep a stiffy when yer pissing yerself laughing........

[buttsie]

Who could forget the dramatic events that took place in Outback Australia
for Fuguitive 2

The jealous husband taken by a crocodile...very realistic

Talking of awful plots...the Uranus Experiemnt 1,2, & 3
Should come with the message.....fast forward is recommended

What about their Walt Disney narration?



cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

The Superfuckers narrations are priceless, done in a cod-American accent.

[Elton Dong]

What do i have to do to get on the list dude....oh please ill wash the tea cup's ....foursome with Natasha Vale.............
i lie awake at night 'thinking' about a
foursome with Natasha Vale!!!!!