lets go to war

[chubbs]

With the starting of war, many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001,and those who support terror.

These activists may be alone or in a gathering. Most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette.

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter.Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying. 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost. We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.

[buttsie]

We've already started striking back

Used one of our allies as practice just recently

England 2 Turkey(the 3rd best in the World) 0

cheers
B....OZ

PS Should we ,shouldn't we...its all immaterial in the end....we all die eventually

This cliche sums it up for me...its not the destination but the journey that counts

[Officer Dibble]

"2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose."

I know these people are unspeakably annoying chubbs but even Officer Dibble would baulk at taking such decisive and resolute action against them. However, all in all, a pretty groovy post.

Officer Dibble.

[Elton Dong]

Make Love not war.........what make's a better film ? .
.....all those that answer war!! feck off to a John Wayne forum.

[Lizard]

Buttsie: The only sane voice around...well done that man, incidentally, there,s talk of sending Jim Davidson, Clair(i,m ok till I speak) Sweeny, and Sue Pollard out to "entertain" the troops, and you thought mustard gas was a problem.....

[steve56]

if they send su pollard praps the iraques will surrender!!!!

[woodgnome]

when you post something from elsewhere, it's wise to include an acknowledgement of the original source, lest other forumites mistake you for some sort of creative genius.

[magoo]

I definately didnt mistake him for a creative genius.

But in all seriousness the main thing that has made this war so contraversial is that it is a preemtive invasion aimed at preventing future problems. So next time any of us happen to see a person in the street who we know has a history of punching people perhaps it wouild be prudent to run over and punch that person first.......just incase he punches us first. Is this a sensible policy Mr Chubbs and Officer Dibble?

[magoo]

And I wish people would stop making the mistake of thinking Saddam Hussain has links with the atrocity in New York. Bin Laden hates Saddam. I am sure many forumites have pointed this out before but popular myths started by politicians and the tabloids still hold weight with the public. I will not make this point again as its a waste of time preaching to the converted.

[steve56]

iwouldnt trust either of them.