lets go to war

[buttsie]

There would be very few who could crack it

Heres my short list to crack it,

Frank Spencer
Mr Bean
Inspector Clouseau(Spelling)
Lieutenant Drebin-Police Squad
?

cheers
B....OZ

[buttsie]

Wise man

I can hear it from downunder

A Ben Dover vid is running and in the background a young Michael Jackson
sings "Ben"

Likes peas in a pod

cheers
B....OZ

[magoo]

So it was a palastinian internet cafe then? I thought it was just a shop of some sort. I had visions of Steve marching into a middle eastern delicatessen and setting up his laptop amongst the assorted exotic foods. The proprieter then got worried about Environmental Health Officers calling and closing him down for allowing customers to masturbate behind the counter. Or am I just being silly? Perhaps Steve was there so long the owners were worried that the shop had become occupied territory and that Steve was an Isreali settler. Oooh little bit of politics there.

Anyway. Buttsie you are now promoted from milk monitor/forum prefect to Official Forum Translator Of Jibberish. Will you be available tonight to translate mine and Marcus posts? In other words do you translate drunkenese into english or do you specialise in 56ese and its variants such as the ancient language of doranese?

[buttsie]

Thanks for the offer of a promotion but it is with deep regret that i must decline this prestigious postion as I feel totally unqualified

As we both know theres only one linguist with the necessary word power
to unravel authentic gibberish of any kind

JJ the baker....nothing but quality cream in all his tarts

cheers
B....OZ

[Wink Wink]

What about his cream horns?

[jj]

Quicker just to nuke 'em, I say.
And the N Koreans, and the Iranians, and just to be on the safe side, those shifty-looking Belgians.
Never did like Belgians........

[jj]

I think you mean preaching to the perverted.

[chubbs]

wrote at the top of original post that i got it from a mate in my mail. somewhere in the reposting that bit seems to have been lost. terribly sorry to have 'claimed' to have been the originator but i am the same eejiot who took two years to post a clickable link, how smart do you think i really am?

[chubbs]

i must learn to read all of these before i react to a single post. btw, who is to say i wasn't the originator of this? it's 'cos i'm a ginger ain't it?

[woodgnome]

no but that's reason enough...