Looking for someone to redesign HJH for me...no PHP or ASP just good old HTML is what i want....the redesign is wanted across the whole site..video sales section, free section and members.
Think about it carefully .... once you're on board no backing out for at least 6-12 months and you'll sign a contract stating that. You'll also need to be skilled on server operations and CGI scripts and Anti-hacking methods.
I'm not looking for a pro here .... i want someone who's into doing this sort of stuff for fun that i can build up a partnership/frendship with and take some of the preasure off so i can get on with the important thing of filming.
E-mail a contact number (no mobile) and if you got a partner that's not into porn don't apply (no secrets)
webmaster@handjobheaven.net
Site designer wanted.....
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TheProf
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Best of luck,Mick....I wanted someone to do the same thing a while ago,all run off with my pictures before they even started...and all 'full'of themselves with ideas that mean't nothing.
Most cannot change a light bulb let alone build websites...
Chain them to your chair AT your place-once they walk out of your door with the material,the fun starts.
I've been there (got the t-shirt looking very black)..
Regards,
TheProf.
Most cannot change a light bulb let alone build websites...
Chain them to your chair AT your place-once they walk out of your door with the material,the fun starts.
I've been there (got the t-shirt looking very black)..
Regards,
TheProf.
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Mick Handy
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Got to admit that 90% that have applied seem to be total assholes..can never find good help when you need it.
Looks like i'll have to do it myself again.
If they did run off with my content they would never walk again and that's a promise...so if there's anyone out planning that think again.
Mick Handy
Looks like i'll have to do it myself again.
If they did run off with my content they would never walk again and that's a promise...so if there's anyone out planning that think again.
Mick Handy
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TheProf
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Mick,if you want to get somewhere in this life...do the task yourself,even if it takes a little longer...
BUT please don't think this only applies to 'girlie'sites,I've been stitched up on General sites as well with so say "artists of Web-Designing"also running off with pictures or taking six weeks to produce one page...
Or another 'done a runner' through religious grounds because I was talking about Great Britain.
So really you need to sit down with these blighters and fire a whole load of questions,on moral,sexual and any other grounds you might find they object too.Oh,and how many kids does he have at home???
Yes,they are frightened to take the work home,especially if it's "Tits and Bums"...once I had a guy producing a site back a few years ago,actually shipping my material in an old sack to safe house because he had nightmares of the knock on the door in the middle of the night and having his collar felt.
Anyway,the blighters NEVER tell the truth either,holding their hand out for money they don't deserve...one young student who had only just left college,who had taken a course in web-designing,wanted a ?1,000 straight away..where did he get this idea from-yes,his tudor told him to ask for it!.He's never designed a site in his life.
I could write a book on the real nuts I've met on life's path.
One word sums them up "Cowboys"...but then,that's the ones I've met.
TheProf.
BUT please don't think this only applies to 'girlie'sites,I've been stitched up on General sites as well with so say "artists of Web-Designing"also running off with pictures or taking six weeks to produce one page...
Or another 'done a runner' through religious grounds because I was talking about Great Britain.
So really you need to sit down with these blighters and fire a whole load of questions,on moral,sexual and any other grounds you might find they object too.Oh,and how many kids does he have at home???
Yes,they are frightened to take the work home,especially if it's "Tits and Bums"...once I had a guy producing a site back a few years ago,actually shipping my material in an old sack to safe house because he had nightmares of the knock on the door in the middle of the night and having his collar felt.
Anyway,the blighters NEVER tell the truth either,holding their hand out for money they don't deserve...one young student who had only just left college,who had taken a course in web-designing,wanted a ?1,000 straight away..where did he get this idea from-yes,his tudor told him to ask for it!.He's never designed a site in his life.
I could write a book on the real nuts I've met on life's path.
One word sums them up "Cowboys"...but then,that's the ones I've met.
TheProf.
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Oid
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its a shame you got treated like that Prof, beleive me there are a few good honest designers out there that will do porn, if i was still in the game i'd prove it.
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TheProf
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Thank you,Oid..Im sure their are...I just run into the worse of the bunch,but then,I expect you could run into others in different professions!
Television has proven this with programmes about dodgy Electricians etc..it was'nt only designing 'porn sites' I had problems with,they are also around when you want straight forward site produced...
Perhaps TV should expose them as well?
TheProf.
Television has proven this with programmes about dodgy Electricians etc..it was'nt only designing 'porn sites' I had problems with,they are also around when you want straight forward site produced...
Perhaps TV should expose them as well?
TheProf.