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Wink Wink

Re: Dear Marge

Post by Wink Wink »

Dear Marge

Can you help me?

Everywhere I go I see beautiful women & I want to do naughty things with them.

Is this normal?

Yours Confused
steve56

Re: Dear Marge

Post by steve56 »

is marge still around?,didnt freddie starr do an impression of her yrs ago.
Wink Wink

Re: Dear Marge

Post by Wink Wink »

Marge died a few years ago steve.
steve56

Re: Dear Marge

Post by steve56 »

claire rayner still around ithink?
magoo

Re: Dear Marge

Post by magoo »

Help!!! Nutters are surrounding me!!
chubbs

Re: lets go to war

Post by chubbs »

damn it! i thought i was getting the hang of this
Wink Wink

Re: Dear Marge

Post by Wink Wink »

Watta ya mean...........just cos I'm sitting here with a pair of white underpants on me head..............a pencil up each nostril..........& saying wibble wibble!................& ya saying I'm MAD! JIBBER JIBBER!!
magoo

Re: Dear Marge

Post by magoo »

No Wink Wink. Of course the behaviour you describe is normal. We all do it. I am sat here with a pair of Y-fronts on my head and two HB penciils up my nose as I type. Its normal.......I think.
Claire

Re: Dear Marge

Post by Claire »

Of course it is, lovey.
And dear Steve is one of my best customers. He has personality problems beyond the dreams of analysts.
jj

Re: lets go to war

Post by jj »

I know: just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, it does.
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