Attn Magoo

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jj, etc....

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Post by jj, etc.... »

Does that mean if you'd have gone to a comp., but still taken it up the arse, you'd have got in?
Sorry, I'm not too well up on espionage........
jj......

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Post by jj...... »

So he must have Basenji blood, then?
reverend magoo

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Post by reverend magoo »

I dont know. I did ask him but he just yawned and then he licked my eyeballs.

Yep. He is definately unstable in his canine mind.

(magoo leaving himself wide open to sniper fire from JJ)
jj

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Post by jj »

I have a theory about that: it's all that curry.
JJ- Not sniping, as the Americans do That Sort of Thing so much better. Ask any Brit soldier.
magoo

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Post by magoo »

Your correct JJ. My eyes do taste of curry hence Dogglesby Esq. licking them.

As for US snipers and thier lack of target selection......well I suppose we would require a medium to contact the spirits of our dead soldiers to gain thier opinion on friendly fire or blue on blue as its known in the trade. Still its worth remembering that the Iraqi death toll runs into thousands compared to our losses its huge.

I am feeling rapidly sick by this whole war thing. The media on the other hand love it.
Lizard

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Post by Lizard »

You mean like, Brown Toms Schoolday,s???
to get into espionage you need to buy the Times, frequent mens toilet,s, develop a "tick" and drink port, bla bla......you,ll get the hang of it, ask Magoo for advice, I,m sure he,s a sleeper!
magoo

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Post by magoo »

Now, now Liz! I can tolerate most insults but suggesting that I am a sleeper is beyond the pail. I never sleep. Even after ten cans of strong continental lager I refuse to sleep. You should know better. I might just delay the Vic Hux pics if you carry on like that young man.

Detective Sergeant Magoo, Vice Squad, Charring Cross Nick.

Oi! (you have to shout "oi!" if your a copper otherwise the villains dont know when to run away from you.......I learned that from The Bill)
Mart

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Post by Mart »

It's a "tic" not a "tick".

Mart
jj

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Post by jj »

I'm rationing (how appropriate) myself to half an hour of The War per day, including 3 minutes' Jingoism, 4 min. Delight in New Ways of Killing Lots of People, 4 min. of Isn't War Fun With All These Visual Aids in The Studio, 2 min. of Gratuitous Shots of the Wounded With Their Insides Hanging Out, and a whopping 6 min. of Laughing at the Primitive Darkies Talking Gibberish.
Oh, and my earlobes taste of pondweed, which must be why I often get lots of frogs licking them.
jj

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Post by jj »

Dogs can develop ticks, so how do you presume to know which he is referring to?
Are you a spy?
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