funny e-mail

[chubbs]

just received from 'mate'(misserable bastard bitter that he is)- iraqi information minister has just been on tv, he said man u beat real 4-0

[jj]

With his reputation for accuracy, I'd have predicted that announcement as something like
'Hamilton Academicals, 538.29:
Harlem Globetrotters 3rd Reserve Team, 1 and a bit'. [After extra time, and some nice gooey cake, and was that a flying pig I just saw go by?]

[chubbs]

what will become of him if and when the iraqi regime finally collapses? considering his liberal attitude to facts, i would have thought tabloid journalist would be the obvious career choice

[nookey bare]

double glazing/car salesman

[chubbs]

could be. what about estate agent or lawyer

[Caractacus]

Stand-in for Steve?

[buttsie]

That would take years of training

It only comes naturally to a few lucky souls

cheers
B....OZ

[Wink Wink]

Please don't tell me that there are doubles of steve knocking around.........one is more than enough!!

[jj]

I hear that Blur is looking for a 'double': and he certainly has a tenuous grip on reality........

[Mart]

He is steve!

Mart