Amanda Long - Tesco ad ?

[Elton Dong]

Is it me or is Amanda Long in the new Tesco ad at the end as the checkout girl?

[Lizard]

Well it,s not you Elton! so it must be her obviously!
It does look a bit like her, but I think that girl,s been in the ads for a while.

[Elton Dong]

I saw Jo Blythe Last night Liz ...oooh..... she looked good

[Lizard]

Where????????? where did you see her?? you didn,t 'touch' her did you, what did she smell like? what was she wearing? colour of underwear etc.
I need a full report by midday, a blow by blow account of everything, and I need it now, dont spare any detail.
I,ll be back, the kettles just boiled.

[Elton Dong]

She was asking me if i wanted a threesome with the Adele lookalike from channel 5 weather...... sorry i said i have to wash my Lama ...its so sad when sexy babe has to beg ...but iam flat out servicing Amanda Lamb at the moment ....

[das]

I wondered where Ms Lamb kept going to for a couple of mins ! :0) . Elton you are ripping us apart!

[steve56]

as long as i dont bump into jane horrocks and prunella,still i loved her as sybil in fawlty towers he was sure under her thumb wasnt he?

[Lizard]

Elton, you are one lucky s.o.b., your records are shite, but I,m pleased to see your batting for the right side again! and youv,e got rid of that odious piece of furnish-ure.
BTW. tell Amanda she left all her clothes at my gaff the other week, including her shoe,s (dont tell jj that) he has a thing about shoes!

[Elton Dong]

That explaines why she came home naked and slightly tanned ..shes been under your light again aint she ?......... well i dont mind Amanda seeing you for Locus or two but stop feeding her that tea , shes up every 10 min's pissing .....and she's nudging me telling me she has to go peepee and do i want to play the golden rain game and the bed ends up stinking of PG ......ahhh mate its got to stop ..... Like i told that Carol Smilie ....
up the arse! .. up the arse! ..
why does it always have to be up the arse ....

[jj]

I see this thread is turning into that Derek and Clive sketch........Jane Russell, was it?
I only like high heels when filled by the lady of my choice:
Or if I'm going down the Palais for the Ladies' Excuse Me.........