A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked
if
they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered.
Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results:
WOMEN WHO DRINK:
Drink : Beer.
Personality : Casual, low maintenance; down to earth.
Approach : Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink : Cocktails/Blender drinks with umbrella
Personality : Flaky, annoying, dizzy, a pain in the a$s.
Approach : Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy
Drink : Mixed drinks -no umbrellas eg;Scotch & dry
Personality : Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants
Approach : If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink
Drink : Water
Personalty : Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship
Approach : Don't
Drink : Wine - (bottled not 4 litre cask)
Personality : Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
Approach : Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.
Drink : Bacardi Breezer, Lemon Ruskie, West Coast Cooler, etc
Personality : Easy; thinks she's trendy and sophisticated actually has
absolutely no clue.
Approach : Make her feel smarter than she is ... and you're in.
Drink : Baileys.
Personality : Annoying voice, bit of a tart.
Approach : Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.
Drink : Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)
Personality : Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk and
naked.
Approach : Easiest hit in the pub. Nothing to do but wait.
MEN WHO DRINK:
Cider : He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.
Cheap Domestic Beer : He's poor or a student and wants to get laid.
Premium Local Beer : He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Bitter : He's old, he likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer : He likes expensive beer and wants to get laid
Guinness : The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.
Water : He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth
and
still wants to get laid.
Wine : He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image
and
help him get laid.
Vodka or Brandy : Extremely h0rny hound, would shag a warm scarf.Desperate
to
get laid.
Port : Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.
Whisky : He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who
will
get in his way of getting laid.
Jack Daniels : Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about
feminine
activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.
Rum or Tequila : Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.
Bacardi Breezer, Smirnoff Ice, WKD etc : He's gay
before anyone says anything, it turned up in my e-mail from a mate and i have no claim or knowledge as to whose work it is. all i know is that it ain't mine!
personality test
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steve56
Re: personality test
most girls think im weird cos i dont smoke or drink but im highly sexed so who cares?
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steve56
Re: personality test
steve56 wrote:
> most girls think im weird cos i dont smoke or drink but im
> highly sexed so who cares?
......that explains my big right arm
> most girls think im weird cos i dont smoke or drink but im
> highly sexed so who cares?
......that explains my big right arm