is the war over?

[Caractacus]

Frankie Howerd beat him to it with Whoops Baghdad!

[magoo]

The beret reminded me of Frank Spencer. I think that The Info Minister is perhaps the Frank Spencer of Iraq. I mean he seems to have a lot of bad luck. The rest of Saddams cabinet including Tariq Aziz all do a runner and leave our hapless beret wearing chum right in the firing line wandering around the streets amongst the rubble and US Marines explaining to the press how great things are. I bet the others told him there was no room in the bunker for him and thought it would be a jolly jape to tell him that they really were winning and that they would come back and collect him in a few days. If the yanks dont get him first the newly liberated citizens might do him a mischief. He will stand out like a sore thumb as hes the only person in the country wearing Iraqi military uniform and wearing a beret.

Lets get him over here to be on the next Celebrity Big Brother. Or perhaps he can take over from Dimblebore presenting Question Time. Or give him Tarrants job even.

[steve56]

ill make that a fiver each way on russia and china!

[Mart]

You mean like George "Dubya"?

Mart

[buttsie]

I'll have

5p on the Phillipines
10p on Indonesia(Arce)

50p on North Korea

1pound on Iran

2pounds on Libya

3pounds on Yemen(Even allies need a swift kick)

4pounds on Sudan

5pounds on Syria

cheers
B...OZ

My dark Horse France-10 pounds if they stick their nose into Iraqs business

[bill clinton]

i just like to say ive never had sexual relations with monica lewinsky at the whitehouse,it was in the back seat of my car.[lol]

[Wink Wink]

Might be better if you mix them up in an accumulator. You get double's,trebel's,yankee's that way.

[jeffrey archer]

and ive never met miss monica coughlan? want to see my diary?

[buttsie]

You always get the right answers when you talk to yourself

Right S56

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

do it all the time