Theresa May

[Tariq Aziz]

Yes me and our cohorts have been very tickled by this amusing infidel humour by El Liz who is my personal bodyguard (praise be on his teabags).

Me and Saddam are having many funs listening to Mary Carpenter songs in our bunker.

Those were the days my friend we thought they'd never end etc.

I know a song also about A Little White Bull. I heard it on Jimmy Young show on Radio Two.

I prefer Massive Attack personally.

[eC]

However I would say that if the BNP are in any way looking
like being able to take a seat on your local council then you
should vote for whatever party needs that support to keep
from losing their seat to the BNP. You may not want to vote
because you don't like the options but you should vote if there
is a chance you can stop the BNP from getting a seat. That's
my opinion anyway.

[steve56]

hey tariq its mary hopkin twiggy saw her on opp knocks phoned paul mc carrtney and said this girls a great singer?he wrote the words.

[Mohammed Saeed Sahha]

Tariq, you old cameltoe you! how are you, I have been busy as you can see repelling the enemy,s, and now they want to hear my life story! fame beckons, it might for you if you weren,t so plug ugly! but dont believe them!
keep well and give my best to Mrs Aziz, I cant at the moment, with all this media attention.

[eC]

Perhaps you should remind the Americans of this face since
42% of Americans beleive Saddam was directly responsible
for 9/11 thanks to George Bush's propaganda war in the USA.
Osama and Saddam are apparently bosom buddies:

[magoo]

I had thought of that EC. But dont worry those facists dont stand a chance of getting in round here. Although the local Conservatives are playing into their hands by playing the old asylum seeker card (as seen every week on Kilroy)The sickening thing about them is that the areas they are leafleting are the bengali and west african communities. But for the most part people in my part of the world are far more integrated than in some places.

If I am staggering back from the pub with a bag of bottles as per usual and I see a group of youths ahead I feel nervous. I imagine I might get a kicking. If they are white tracksuit clad baseball cap wearing whites then I feel nervous. However I relax if I see that they are asian or black. This is because in my area 99.8% of violent crime is commited by white lads. But my mate who lives in London feels the opposite way he is nervous of blacks because in London most street robberies are committed by blacks (usually the victim is also black according to Met statistics). Its a funny old world.

It might also have to do with my personal experiences of being hassled by aformentioned white lads in track suits and puffa jackets. I once cracked a bottle of brown ale over a lads head when he threatened to stab me. He went down like a sack of shit and his mates legged it. I ended up with a severe wound to my ear......still got the scar 12 years on. And to put the icing on the cake the police charged me with assault. The charges were dropped when the car thieving toe rag was persuaded to see the error of his ways.

Sorry Im rambling again......I must get some sleep one of these weekends.

[Caractacus]

Voter apathy allowed the BNP to get in somewhere down south about ten years ago, and people then complained about how unfair it was. If you want to keep these racist scum out, you vote: it's as simple as that.

[jj]

Ah, Tactical Voting: the lifeline of the unwanted and unelectable.....
'We know we don't deserve your vote, as we're a bunch of total wankers, but pleeeeeaaasseee put an X, as it'll keep those nasty racist yobboes out (and us in, of course, for another four years' misrule)'.

[jj]

Just remember: Ignorance is Bliss.

[Colonel Fruitbat]

Mrs JJ thinks she was at a Brit university for a time, acting VERY oddly, and was subsequently seen with Sadaam's High & Mighty while running their chemical weapons delivery programme. Is that the gel you were thinking of?
Wish I had a son, so I could forbid him to marry her.........