is shrink wrap porn the way forward?

[Crazy Monkey]

hehe

[jj]

Trouble is, I can never get the bleeding packaging off........VERY frustrating.

[steve56]

well,it certainly is a novelty and its not a sainsburys bag.

[Alan]

A mate of mine has a fetish about being wrapped head to
toe in cling film.

His wife (reluctantly) does it for him now and again.

Cannot se the facination myself, but each to his own.

Alan

[steve56]

its clammy!

[jj]

....but it does have the advantage of rendering one incapable of speech, or using a keyboard..........

[Tariq Aziz]

Ouch! Saucer of milk for JJ! Do you want a job with us making cutting remarks to political prisoners? We have some vacancies.

[jj aka Torquemada]

No, I already have a job, as the Spanish Inquisition's Officer I/C Sarcasm.
But the saucer of milk sounds nice: I do hope it wasn't an attempt at bribery, though. We look very sternly on bribery and corruption in the Inquisition.
And we might also sentence you to Eternal Damnation........just to cover ALL the bases, you understand.