***TERESA MAY DOES HARDCORE***

[Mohammed al-Sahaf]

It's true. Would I lie?

[Wink Wink]

Err............!! May the sunshine on your camel.

[Fuji]

It's Saturday! I'm off to the pub but may I just say....ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[steve56]

i thought april the 1st had been and gone?

[Caractacus]

I've just been checking that fan site for Mr al-Sahaf, and he seems to mention shoes an awful lot, which leads me to the conclusion that he's a foot-fetishist. A role awaits him as Sarah Ferguson's next husband.

[jj aka Torquemada]

I don't care what he's said or done: no-one deserves punishment THAT inhumane...........

[Caractacus]

You're right, JJ. How could I be so inhumane?

[jj aka Torquemada]

OTOH, I'd be perfectly comfortable if he were forced into a menage a trois with the Wessexes.......
BTW, with your obvious talent for sadism, have you ever considered a career in the Inquisition? Competitive remuneration, all the martyrs you can burn, and your own monogrammed set of branding-irons after 5 years' service...........

[Caractacus]

Hmmm, I could do with a top-of-the-range set of branding irons.

[jj aka Torquemada]

Toledo steel, only the best.
And there's this great thingy for pulling out the tongues of blasphemers, and we've got our own cafetiere..........