what do guys really get off on?

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jo23ph1#3 ??33?

Re: what do guys really get off on?

Post by jo23ph1#3 ??33? »

so dick nasty is an exception to that rule?
z

Re: what do guys really get off on?

Post by z »

I like tall slim pretty girls. I suppose i'm more into lovely long legs and beautiful body than breasts. I don't like to see tatoos or I suppose piercings.

If your talking about girls in porno movies the biggest turnoff is when they are trying 'badly' to look like they are really enjoying it or over 'moaning'. I like to think i'm watching something real not contrived, and that they are actually enjoying it themselves!
Officer Dibble

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Post by Officer Dibble »

To cryptic, please eleborate.

Dibble.
Officer Dibble

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Post by Officer Dibble »

"I don't like to see tatoos or I suppose piercings."

Yeah, does look like shit doesn't it?

Dibble.
steve56

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Post by steve56 »

tattos i can live with but tongue piercing for me is a turn off im not old fashioned but.
magoo

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Post by magoo »

Sorry to be old fashioned and buck the current trends of gaping anus style porn.

But wouldnt it be nice to see a porn flick where the girls could just act natural and speak naturally without them suddenly saying "my boyfreind is english and cant shag so can I please get buggered by a freaky looking belgian while a middle aged guy in lycra shorts films it whilst saying "ooooh can I be really rude" "before depositing his grossly rich ball-gravy onto the aforementioned Essex slappers face. Oh and isnt it amazing that all these girls say they have never had it up the wrong 'un and yet low and behold it is easy once aforementioned mulleted former drummer has broached the subject.

BRIT PORN IS GETTING VERY DULL
buttsie

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Post by buttsie »

You left out the bit instructions being given mid-performance
which kills the whole scene

Like a performer whos oohing and aahing and is then caught peeping at something else...this doesn't just happen in dubbed vids

In the end all porn is boring if you've

1. seen the same scene formula repeated over & over
2. watched to much of the same type of porn

Variety is the key

cheers
B....OZ
jj

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Post by jj »

Careful..,..you're turning into Dibsy by the errrr......back-door.
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Officer Dibble

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Post by Officer Dibble »

Magoo knows which side his bread is buttered.

Dibble
Louis XVI and Friend

Re: what do guys really get off on?

Post by Louis XVI and Friend »

Shouldn't that be cake?
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