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[buttsie]

Authentic Gibberish is a very under researched field

cheers
B....OZ

[Professor Noodles]

......in my new Department of Silly Languages at the recently-chartered University of West Bromwich Albion (thanks Tony, the cheque's in the post), we have degree courses in Norse Nonsense, Welsh Waffle, Estuary English (this course requires some prior knowledge of SCUBA and BASIC),
Celtic Cobblers and Serbo-Croat.

[steve56]

hey prof,did u ever work for bbc world service?

[jj]

.......not a newsreader, but what about that Sue bint who does the sport on BBC Breakfast?
What a handsome woman.........never seen her legs, though.

[steve56]

ive seen angela rippons,nothing to write home about!

[buttsie]

Funnily enough i understand all those

Its English Gibberish I have the biggest problem with...my first language...makes sense

cheers
B....OZ

[buttsie]

Hairy as a gorilla...so I've been led to believe...legs that is

But she doesn't wear pants just lingerie & high heels

It all evens out in the end

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

...and she's got a huge beezer: just my type (see Dr Magoo, for evidence of my apparent fetish for big-hootered ladies...).
By hooters I mean conks, of course, not nawks.

[John McEnroe]

Nothing beats a regal conk

Think Tereza Benesova has one of the best

cheers
B....OZ

[jj]

...one of the best WHAT.....?
And hasn't she got TWO of those.....?
[I'll have to have another look at that PPV you sent me.........]