Does anyone here ever have sex?

[the Monkey Wrencher]

Whilst I don't want to offend the good people on the forum, I've come to the conclusion that very few people posting here are 'getting it on' with real girls on a daily basis (excluding the porn folk who post).
Given the commendable levels of commitment to documenting every single aspect of the porn industry, and the obvious urge to collect stacks of filth, how the f**k do you manage to work, have friends, or indeed maintain any form of interpersonal relationship with the oppisite sex?
Don't be under the illusion that I'm sitting in judgement, afterall I find myself entering the forum on a daily basis. So to parapharse Todd Browning's 'Freaks', 'one of us, one of us, we accept you as one of us'.
I just don't understand how you guys (by 'you guys' I mean the hardcore posters, rather then the lurkers) manage to get the washing up done inbetween cracking one off over the latest postal stash of DVD's, and telling the world about it?

PS: This is a work laptop, any ideas of how I clear the deviant filth I've looked at before the expert from PC World pays a visit?

[steve56]

your avin a larf aint yer course ive had sex cant recall when though[lol].

[the Monkey Wrencher]

No seriously Steve56? When?

[steve56]

about 6 mondays ago before my steak and mushroom pie.[and 2 teas]

[jj]

For me at least the trade-off between having a live-in partner (with all the attendant restrictions on my freedom to do as I please when I please, and with whom I please) and the inconvenience of a 5-mile journey to have sex (plus nagging and sundry unfinished tasks) works just fine.
The 'dry' periods can be uncomfortable, yes: but I find the alternative far, far worse. And if the pressure gets too much, I don't have to worry about getting caught 'entertaining an acquaintance' by the missus..........

[j?239?1#3 ??33?]

troll

[the Monkey Wrencher]

JJ, you're a man that strikes me as a sound geezer, intellectually sound, hopefully honest as well. I guess my point is simple: "do you find the search for new filth, fresh faces as yet unseen, interrupts the social process?" In summary: given the commitment required to maintain a vast collection of pornography, do you find other aspects of your social being difficult to maintain.
There's a school of thought that maintains a taste for porn, especially when taken to the extremes, cancels out any ability to form interpersonal bonds with members of the oppisite sex.

I give an example. In the last ten years I've not watched more then three porn films, never bought a top shelf mag; but for some strange reason I find myself drawn to this twilight world of sexual obsession. Not for the sex, but the sense of community at the fringes. The margins often speak the truth (even if I'm talking bollocks): my question is valid. Does anyone here actually have any sex? Lurid details please?

You can tell me to mind my own buisness of course.

[steve56]

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[the Monkey Wrencher]

A troll eh?

I ask valid questions, so that defines me as an irritant?

The search for understanding means some of us seek more then pictures of ladies getting fucked. I apologise for transgressing boundaries homez, rest assured truth is my only motivation.

PS: Last time you got a shag please?

I welcome responses to the article on British pornography, which won me no friends, but still maintains a brutal honesty as far as I'm concerned. Rest assured I don't hide behind nonsense forum tags.

I'm only aiming to get the truth behind the shadow cast by the silver glow of the TV screen.

[steve56]

you seem rather nosey to me,1dosent like to boast about such things.