> A man is waiting for wife to give birth.
> The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born
>without
>torso,
> arms or legs. The son is just a head!
>
> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with
>love
> and
>compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his
>first
> drink.
Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of
>him
>and
> orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the
>bar
> patrons
> looking on curiously and
>
> the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his
>first
> sip
>of
> alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso pops out!
> The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The
>father,
> shocked, begs his son to drink again.
> The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
>
> Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
>The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son
>to
> drink
> again.
The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
> The bartender ignores the whole affair.
>By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
>reaches
> down,
> grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
> Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
> The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully
> thanks
>God.
The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
>left....then
>to
> the
> right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a
>truck
>runs
>over him and kills him instantly.
> The bar falls silent.
>
>The father moans in grief.
> The bartender sighs and says...
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(wait for it)
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >(it's coming)
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >(Ya ready?)
> > >> > > > >
> >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > > >> > > (don't hate me)
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > > (take a deep breath)
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > >> > >
> > >> > > > >
> > >> > > > > "He should have quit while he was a head!"
> > >>
it made me laugh
-
Caractacus
Re: it made me laugh
Same kid, sans arms, legs and torso, was loved by his parents but had a major strop on his 12th birthday when they opened his presents for him: "Not another bloody hat!"