BALLS to it...

[Lizard]

On my way home tonight, I passed Old Trafford, there were 68,000 peeps trying to get in, I gave 65,000 of them my deepest condolences, and thanked them for completely jamming the M60, you couldn,t get down the slip rd- for prawn sandwich wrappers.

Now, a nice cuppa I think.

[buttsie]

Why don't you get yourself a rickshaw...very good for heavy traffic

Be good exercise for liz & laura to chaffeur you around

Pedal power....its the future

cheers
B....OZ

[Lizard]

Cheers Butts, how much can I expect to pay for one?

[buttsie]

As I understand it

In Asia a 1 fully irrigated weed free rice paddy will get you a reconditioned rickshaw with a 1 year guarantee on parts and labor

I'm sure you could get something of simlar value for a very Large Tea Plantation...Sri Lanka would be the place to start...they have the creme de le creme models-Armor plated Rickshaws...those bloody tamils ya no

cheers
B....OZ Hot Property

[jj]

The MOD have quite a few surplus Chieftains*, I hear.....one careful owner, easy to park (by crushing the other cars), bit heavy on the m.p.g., mind.............

[*No, fool, not the Irish chanteurs of that name......]

[Elton Dong]

68,000 how many of them really live in Manchester
...er 150
get yourself a Gatlinggun then you can shoot up the shops anytime....

[Lizard]

I believe the queue stretched back to Watford junction.

[Scott Jism]

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[Lizard]

If the thread bored you that much, why bother posting anything? or why not post something Interesting, for a change?

[jj]

No, no: you misunderstand: he was pointing out that Watford Junction is now called 'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......', for reasons which will be obvious to anyone who has ever been there.