Chairman Miaow, J.Walker and myself, have had a lengthy discussion this afternoon, (at Boardroom level, I might add) and the consensus was that we form the DAQ. This impressive organisation stands for:
Daft Questions Answered.
Most Q's will be answered in person by The Chairman, herself (who else)?
I will attempt to stick my oar in from time to time and the Rt.Hon J.Walker will be present at all times to act as moderator/referee and legal counsel.
We now declare this meeting open.............................................
DQA
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magoo
Re: DQA
Why did the BBC give Lenny Henry a new series? He should have gone to America like Tracy Ullman where unfunny "comedy" is very popular.
He might have been vaguely amusing in 1984 but now he is dire. What is so funny about a fat man from Dudley doing silly voices and Jamaican pensioner impersonations. I am only watching it while waiting for Have I got News etc.
Oooookaaaaay!! (what a tedious catchphrase)
He might have been vaguely amusing in 1984 but now he is dire. What is so funny about a fat man from Dudley doing silly voices and Jamaican pensioner impersonations. I am only watching it while waiting for Have I got News etc.
Oooookaaaaay!! (what a tedious catchphrase)
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Chairman Miaow
Re: DQA
Hello you lovely young men, I will answer you questions in order:
Mutant: Have no personal knowledge of him, but my master was once incarcerated in a place called Walpole, Mass where one of the residents was the Boston Strangler (Albert de Salvo). Hope tis helps.
Jon: Entirely depends on size of said cake, could be between 3 - 33. Recommend duck eggs. (Pliease furnish precise details for scientific analysis)
Magoo: The BBC work in mysterious ways and I have to admit that EVEN I am not privy to them.
As for your second Q, I assure you that I only fart out on the patio because the combination of fumes indoors -with HIM-and Mr.Walker could be explosive, especially because HE is always lighting up things called fags(please don't take that wrongly).
With respect, as for DOGS(URGGGGRR) what the hell you expect from such uncouth beings.
Trust this advice solves your problems, but if not, Mr Walker says he has another solution.
Mutant: Have no personal knowledge of him, but my master was once incarcerated in a place called Walpole, Mass where one of the residents was the Boston Strangler (Albert de Salvo). Hope tis helps.
Jon: Entirely depends on size of said cake, could be between 3 - 33. Recommend duck eggs. (Pliease furnish precise details for scientific analysis)
Magoo: The BBC work in mysterious ways and I have to admit that EVEN I am not privy to them.
As for your second Q, I assure you that I only fart out on the patio because the combination of fumes indoors -with HIM-and Mr.Walker could be explosive, especially because HE is always lighting up things called fags(please don't take that wrongly).
With respect, as for DOGS(URGGGGRR) what the hell you expect from such uncouth beings.
Trust this advice solves your problems, but if not, Mr Walker says he has another solution.