DQA

[ʮʮʮʮʮʮ]

There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward
His face is up on the bulletin board with a reward
He'll stab you with a sword don't be fooled by his charm
He's probably armed with intent to do bodily harm
Ring the alarm, look for a man with green hair
Check at your girl's house, he was last seen there
He's has a mean stare but usually crack's jokes
Good luck on your mission and guard your backs folks

I'm on a solo mission to find him personally
To settle the score and beat then him mercifully
For what he first did to me
It's sure to be the last
Following footprints with a magnifying glass
To drag his lying ass back to his padded cell
I'm mad as hell, on the trail of the tattle tail
I heard a yell the voice sounded familiar
"Give me your girlfriend or I'm gonna kill ya"

Dealing with backstabber's there was one thing I learned
They're only powerful when you got your back turned
I yearned for the day that we finally met again
So I can give him a taste of his own medicine
He shed his skin, then he promised to come clean
I took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen
Cut him at the seam then dragged the fella home
Beating him over the head with the telephone


Attention all cars, attention all cars
Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect
He's going back to the crazy home, I repeat
He's going back to the crazy home, how about that?


Stay away from him he ain't no good!

[magoo]

Erm.......Who is the poet on the loose? Are you by any chance that lad who wrote "On Road" for Chris Kellys Feltham Sings? Feel free to discuss your problems. Your poetry would/might get some acclaim round here. But what do we call you? Your name is hidden in a mass of symbols. Dont hide your light under a bushel.

[Mart]

Can anyone volunteer answers? If yes, then why not use a condom? Don't the military use them for keeping foreign bodies out of their weapons?

Mart

[steve56]

cant see the sense of daytime tv they have it on at my mums nursing home its all teletubbies very loud cant hear meself speak so i turn it over to the streets of san francisco,starsky and hutch there was a good one on the other day where this nurse was obsessed with hutch.

[magoo]

Your drunk Mart! We were having a sensible conversation with Marcus' cat and listening to strange poetry and S56 review of yesterdays tv then you say something completely incomprehensible.

I wish I was a Welsh person who reads the Guardian.

[Magoos Nanny]

As we call them downunder......Waring....Lifestyle Programs

I'm sure most are rehashes from either Britain or Uncle Sam

When did sending someonne away for a couple of days and landscaping their backyard constitute entertainment

The worst one(apart form Big Bother) is we come to your house and take everything outside thats inside reorganise everything to be neat and tidy and sell of the rest for a killing

No wonder I don't watch TV very much...landscaping,cooking,gardening,real estate auctions.

Wheres the escape pod...it all mirrors daily boring life

Why are the networks into it...its cheap to produce!!!!

Thank god for shows like Red Dwarf,Black Adder & The Brittas Empire(or something like that)

cheers
B....OZ

[Magoos Nanny]

Whats under the kilt these days?

cheers
B....OZ

[Magoos Nanny]

Whats this guy professor George Monbiot all about?

Some Academic/powder Puff in Adelaide invited him to the Adelaide Festival of Ideas as a lead speaker because he writes for the Guardian I presume

cheers
B....OZ

[buttsie]

My vital staitstics are:

6 feet 2 tall

What height should my perfect match be?

cheers
B....OZ

[Chairman Miaow]

3feet & then she does not have to bend over to kiss you........