Excerpts from the BGAFD Bible

[Wink Wink]

Would anybody be happy with water turned into wine?

[Chairman Miaow]

Quite right Winky, I am a great lover of water and only have the Lord Walker bless it to keep away the germs/impurities.

[Wink Wink]

"Thou shall not covert your neighbours ass"

[Lizard]

And verily did I take that bran, and turn it into the shite that you see on here! and the world was a better place, then! did come forth S56, (or was it 5th) and the grey clouds gathered on the horizon, and we were smitten with tales of uneaten pizza,s from a hut, and pie and mash was inflicted on the masses, and we were stuck down by cans of bees, and lo and behold we were baffled by old television programmes.bla bla bla

[jj]

...and S56 did cause the Book of Diets to be committed to stone tablets, that the faithful would read their wisdom and dine Righteously on PubGrub and Pizzaland and Colonel Tom Parker's Western Grilled Fowl, and praise Herman and His Troglodytes, Frederick Garrity and His Soothsayers and Sundry and Divers Makers of Musyk, and did bid the Populace to hie themselves to Telual Visor and avail themselves of the Wisdom of Bogey and Boil, Weegun and Farter, and other Icons of the Eighth Decade who drove souped-up production cars......

[Lizard]

Much laughter from the cheap seats!!! in the collesium.

[jj]

Buy a bloody better ticket next time, ya cheapskate: I've got a wife, 13 slaves and 40 centurions to feed.
Lark's tongues, get yer lark's tongues here.........

[Wink Wink]

What time is the feeding to the lions?

Do we have to buy a multiflexi ticket for all the attrations?

Yours faithfully

Winkcus Winkcus Maximus

[steve56]

up pompeii,the prologue

[steve56]

ialways remember a bird in it leaning over the balcony with big tits in it,and they call me titania to which lurcio replied cant think why