Thats what the man in the kebab shop said tonight. He said "its nice yes". To which I replied "no its not nice Kashif me old mate, I have drank lots of rum and feel a bit dodgy." Kashif replied by saying "yes that is nice".
But it is not nice. Kashif is wrong. I feel a bit unwell. And I feel that is in no small measure due to his kebab meat but also due to the alcohol I consumed. I woke up lying in the street. A bunch of cider drinking kids woke me up and stole my fags. Kids these day eh? No respect for their elders. The little bastards need kneecapping or at the very least sent on a course to learn not to steal drunk peoples ciggies. Horrid little cunts.
Yeees its nice!
Its Nice. Yees.
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magoo
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So that was how I spent my sunday. Still it was nice to come home after rum abuse and discover that my fridge was well stocked with copious quantities of quafable comestibles ie a few cans of lager.
So sayeth the shepard! So sayeth the flock!
I need to lie down.
It was a rum do and no mistake. Barbados rum incase your wondering. I never touch the stuff distilled on other islands. Anyone got the details for the Priory? I need to detox.
So sayeth the shepard! So sayeth the flock!
I need to lie down.
It was a rum do and no mistake. Barbados rum incase your wondering. I never touch the stuff distilled on other islands. Anyone got the details for the Priory? I need to detox.
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Caractacus
Re: Its Nice. Yees.
Magoo, have you ever noticed that alcohol turns you into an authoritarian Dibble clone?
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magoo
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Thats a very cruel insult.
Dibble is far more left wing than me after a lager frenzy. I tend to turn into my grandad who was a police sergeant with Durham Constabulary. He was also a freemason. Still he was a nice bloke. A bit like Dibble ie a person you want to love but whos politics stink.
My grandad used to be a beat bobby in Weardale (rural) and a local dog used to follow him every day around the village on his beat. And when he got transfered to Teesside the dog still sat outside the police station waiting for him for years. A bit like Greyfriars Bobby. It was while working in Teesside that he formed his anti-catholic stupidity due to attending many a domestic dispute involving Irish labourers giving their wives a good kicking.
I of course am barred from following in his footsteps due to my previous antics which involved criminal convictions. Having said that most of my local CID admitt that nearly all of them have cautions or convictions for minor naughtiness.
Dibble is far more left wing than me after a lager frenzy. I tend to turn into my grandad who was a police sergeant with Durham Constabulary. He was also a freemason. Still he was a nice bloke. A bit like Dibble ie a person you want to love but whos politics stink.
My grandad used to be a beat bobby in Weardale (rural) and a local dog used to follow him every day around the village on his beat. And when he got transfered to Teesside the dog still sat outside the police station waiting for him for years. A bit like Greyfriars Bobby. It was while working in Teesside that he formed his anti-catholic stupidity due to attending many a domestic dispute involving Irish labourers giving their wives a good kicking.
I of course am barred from following in his footsteps due to my previous antics which involved criminal convictions. Having said that most of my local CID admitt that nearly all of them have cautions or convictions for minor naughtiness.
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magoo
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I am also barred from being a Bodly Basin (Strict Freemason) due to my mother being a Roman Catholic of Irish decent. The Masons hate catholics and their spawn. Not that I would wish to be a member of such a dreadfull bunch of local government/police twats of course.
Oh yes theres been many a conflict in my family. Dad from a Methodist (he still drinks lots of booze) mining village background. And mother from a Tyneside shipbuilding Irish enclave. Its no wonder I am insane in the membrane.
By the way BBC Breakfast is on now. I think that Natasha Kaplinski should wear skirts more often.
Fuck! I am supposed to be at work today. Too drunk though. Oh well there goes another day without money. I have an arrangement with my employer wich means I can miss a day at work as long as theres not a court case on. It suits me. I can lose cash but at the same time enjoy the benefits of alcoholism.
Oh yes theres been many a conflict in my family. Dad from a Methodist (he still drinks lots of booze) mining village background. And mother from a Tyneside shipbuilding Irish enclave. Its no wonder I am insane in the membrane.
By the way BBC Breakfast is on now. I think that Natasha Kaplinski should wear skirts more often.
Fuck! I am supposed to be at work today. Too drunk though. Oh well there goes another day without money. I have an arrangement with my employer wich means I can miss a day at work as long as theres not a court case on. It suits me. I can lose cash but at the same time enjoy the benefits of alcoholism.
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Kasif
Re: Its Nice. Yees.
Magoo is talking rubbish. He was very drunk when he entered my kebab shop. And whats more he is barred after he had sex with my donner. He is a very silly man.
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The Kids
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And you could have chosen to smoke something better than camel lights you tight fisted bastard.
Still.....
Still.....
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magoo
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The use of these "............" gave you away JJ old bean.
And just for the record I dont smoke Camels or Marlboro or any other fags that students and media cunts smoke. Capstan Full Strength for an old salty sea dog boy like me.
I do have some self respect. Not that my lungs have noticed of course.
And just for the record I dont smoke Camels or Marlboro or any other fags that students and media cunts smoke. Capstan Full Strength for an old salty sea dog boy like me.
I do have some self respect. Not that my lungs have noticed of course.