The knock at the door was me. But I have gone away now due to non reply/return to sender. Your postman needs a right good slap.
Even Buttsies postman is more reliable than yours and he is an Aussie. The Oz postal types are allowed to wear shorts in the summer not like ours who are forced to sweat in Royal Mail uniforms in August sunshine.
Buttsie old fella me lad. Have you watched Brian yet? It is a very funny slant on religion and politics. You bronzed Aussie addonnis greek god of love you. I bet your even better looking than Ron Howard.
M.....Uk (even straighter than an Oz bloke)
is it possible?
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buttsie
Re: is it possible?
I'm taking my time
Got sidetracked on the following statement
Wheres the foetus going to gestate in a box
Fascinating subject
Then theres they great romans Bigus Dickus & Silious Sodous
Can't seem to find them on google?
I'm not in the same league as Ron Howard or The Fonze
maybe a Popsy Weber
Happy Days
B....OZ
PS Funny you should call me Greek as my cousin Chris is tanned to perfection and built like a brick shithouse...alas he wears dreadlocks...when he works up North most the Aboriginals mistake him for a brother...piss funny to watch it happen...hey bro...oh shit he's a whitey...lol.
Got sidetracked on the following statement
Wheres the foetus going to gestate in a box
Fascinating subject
Then theres they great romans Bigus Dickus & Silious Sodous
Can't seem to find them on google?
I'm not in the same league as Ron Howard or The Fonze
maybe a Popsy Weber
Happy Days
B....OZ
PS Funny you should call me Greek as my cousin Chris is tanned to perfection and built like a brick shithouse...alas he wears dreadlocks...when he works up North most the Aboriginals mistake him for a brother...piss funny to watch it happen...hey bro...oh shit he's a whitey...lol.
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lord magoo
Re: is it possible?
Your cousin Chris sounds a bit like my cousin Chris. Mine also works up north......Bradford actually......but theres not many aboriginals in Batfurt but there is a few brothers. I will stop now before I say something silly (that would be a first eh?). My cousin is a skinny little runt though and hes pale and tall like me.
You will love Brian Buttsie. If enjoy poking fun at religion and politics then its bound to amuse you. But as you say take your time. And if in doubt then consult The Book of Armourments.
Do you find it risible when I say the words Biggus Dickus? He has a wife you know.......her name is Incontinentia Buttocks. Silence Centurian!! How dare you mock my friends. You will be fighting rabid lions in gladiator school very quickly with rotten behaviour like that.
Free Roderick The Pickpocket. And Simon The Syrean Strangler. And several seditious scribes from South of Somewhere beggining with S. Theres nothing more funny than Romans with speach impedements.
You will love Brian Buttsie. If enjoy poking fun at religion and politics then its bound to amuse you. But as you say take your time. And if in doubt then consult The Book of Armourments.
Do you find it risible when I say the words Biggus Dickus? He has a wife you know.......her name is Incontinentia Buttocks. Silence Centurian!! How dare you mock my friends. You will be fighting rabid lions in gladiator school very quickly with rotten behaviour like that.
Free Roderick The Pickpocket. And Simon The Syrean Strangler. And several seditious scribes from South of Somewhere beggining with S. Theres nothing more funny than Romans with speach impedements.
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buttsie
Re: is it possible?
I think it has been well documented that I love taking the piss out of religion
God knows they deserve it with their history
Politics has long been a source of fun & frivolity
I always look forward to elections so you can wind up the volunteers handing out 'how to vote cards'
When offered I ask whats your policy on health,education,abortion etc
I usually get a load of gibberish because they don't know what their candidate really stands for...other than he's a hard working law abiding decent family man with 2.3 kids who believes in freedom & justice for all
Pure marketing dribble
Did this for 3 years running to finally on the fourth year they didn't offer me any cards...laugh...I nearly shat
A small victory over the system I thought
cheers
B....OZ
PS Biggus Dickus only makes me laugh when used in the proper context
in the film.Outside the film it loses its venom.Just another silly use of the English language
God knows they deserve it with their history
Politics has long been a source of fun & frivolity
I always look forward to elections so you can wind up the volunteers handing out 'how to vote cards'
When offered I ask whats your policy on health,education,abortion etc
I usually get a load of gibberish because they don't know what their candidate really stands for...other than he's a hard working law abiding decent family man with 2.3 kids who believes in freedom & justice for all
Pure marketing dribble
Did this for 3 years running to finally on the fourth year they didn't offer me any cards...laugh...I nearly shat
A small victory over the system I thought
cheers
B....OZ
PS Biggus Dickus only makes me laugh when used in the proper context
in the film.Outside the film it loses its venom.Just another silly use of the English language