Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

[Goater]

Only blokes mind you. I haven't....................well, not lately. Yes it is indeed another pointless question in the off topic category for no real reason other than attracting witty replies

[marcusallen]

Freaks do it all the time. Apparently with great ease

[buttsie]

Isn't Ron jeremy supposed to be able to give himself a BJ?

No I haven't shagged myself yet...still waiting for the extension from the ACME company of sexual aids

cheers
B.....OZ

[alec]

buttsie wrote:

> Isn't Ron jeremy supposed to be able to give himself a BJ?
>

Just about. Seen him do it in a video. Also the French 70s pornstar Thierry de Brem, though he did it by going into a backward roll on the floor. Ron Jeremy was sitting in a chair, albeit hunched over.

[woodgnome]

hence the expression, having your cock and eating it!

[Lizard]

So what was Ron jeremy doing in the room hunched over, whilst Thierry was shagging himself? were they bonding? a double act perhaps!!

Lizard(attemting humour)

[Goater]

An almighty groan echoed thru my computer at that last one. Even if someone could shag themselves wouldn't it have to be semi-hard to bend round the angle? Could keep it in a toilet s bend from birth and hope it grows into shape. I read a horror story about a mask like that once but that's a totally different story and so off topic it's on topic

[Mart]

Since this is philosophers' corner, the question must be answered with a "probably". Whether anyone has succeeded is a different question.

Mart

[Matt]

"If I can speak for every guy here...guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be here alone tonight ... staring at an empty stage"

Bill Hicks

[buttsie]

Yes that rings true but the more important question would be

Would you swallow or give yourself a facial?

lol

cheers
B....OZ