How's life at your new club?
Updates from your old world?
One of the artroom bods is off, so if you get on that train quick we'll meet you at the snooker club! Jane still hasn't made tea and, oh, would you like a copy of issue 5 of Knave with the toppermost 'Banish Congestion Charge Blues' cover-line?!!
Message for The Fop?
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The Fop
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Ah, new club - very good! Yes, I'm settling in alright here. The journey's a bit tiresome, but at least I don't have to sit next to Mike.
So someone's off, eh? Who is it? And where are they going?
Glad to hear everything else is carrying on as per - tell Jane it's high time she joined the top urners and brewed up once in a while. Is it confirmed that she puked outside the curry house the other week? What a lightweight!
How's everyone else? Lulu approaching her forthcoming maternity leave with suitable stoicism? You must let me know when ther are any developments on that front.
What else? Broken my baby yet? How many words are going into the next issue... (pauses while you count them)? I hear World of Arse is dead! Blimey, that didn't take long.
Who's going to organise the curries and stuff from now on? Obvoiously I'd like to get one or two in before we move (if we ever manage to find a buyer for our gaff). What's the word on the street?
Anyway, that's it for now. Love to all - and when I've managed to get myself a mobile that works I'll give you a tinkle.
So someone's off, eh? Who is it? And where are they going?
Glad to hear everything else is carrying on as per - tell Jane it's high time she joined the top urners and brewed up once in a while. Is it confirmed that she puked outside the curry house the other week? What a lightweight!
How's everyone else? Lulu approaching her forthcoming maternity leave with suitable stoicism? You must let me know when ther are any developments on that front.
What else? Broken my baby yet? How many words are going into the next issue... (pauses while you count them)? I hear World of Arse is dead! Blimey, that didn't take long.
Who's going to organise the curries and stuff from now on? Obvoiously I'd like to get one or two in before we move (if we ever manage to find a buyer for our gaff). What's the word on the street?
Anyway, that's it for now. Love to all - and when I've managed to get myself a mobile that works I'll give you a tinkle.
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TopShelfBlue
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Yes, World of Arse has gone, along with the vintage telly, silly sport, celeb feature?oh and motorbikes too! All, strangely enough, in favour of girl sets! Still, the last bike feature is at least titled Scooter Duper so it's not all bad!
Tiresome train journeys I can entirely sympathise with. Chunky was chunky, but surely not as hateful as the array of suited cunts you get in every train carriage.
Jane is still on strike when it comes to making tea ("too busy") yet finds ample time to drink the cups placed in front of her. Nothing changes! Oh, and no-one's 'off' from the artroom in the good sense, just J off with a dodgy car. Which meant Preston lad got whipped 2-0 by the Huggernaut.
Lulu's getting bigger by the day and leaves this Friday which is a shame as she's always been a good sort for buying biscuits and cakes.
Curry night you say? Sorry, can't hear you. What's that? Ah yes, steak and chips? Marvellous idea!
A big hello to Paul and Jack and David (if he's not cavorting with Mason in the sun)
Tiresome train journeys I can entirely sympathise with. Chunky was chunky, but surely not as hateful as the array of suited cunts you get in every train carriage.
Jane is still on strike when it comes to making tea ("too busy") yet finds ample time to drink the cups placed in front of her. Nothing changes! Oh, and no-one's 'off' from the artroom in the good sense, just J off with a dodgy car. Which meant Preston lad got whipped 2-0 by the Huggernaut.
Lulu's getting bigger by the day and leaves this Friday which is a shame as she's always been a good sort for buying biscuits and cakes.
Curry night you say? Sorry, can't hear you. What's that? Ah yes, steak and chips? Marvellous idea!
A big hello to Paul and Jack and David (if he's not cavorting with Mason in the sun)