Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

[Matt]

Both. There is no need to impose limits on our sexuality.

"Where will it all end?" .... "Why should it?"

[buttsie]

Until I'm spurting lime green like Marino I'll settle for one or the other
wouldn't want to gag or choke....most unpleasant..always had a problem with swallowing quickly...anything...beer especially

Suppose the truth is we are ownly limited by our imagination and fear

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

isnt it virtually impossible,unless your double jointed.

[derek]

or have a rib missing or something.

[rhubarb]

seen the film with a young ron jeremy in it. He was doing it in a kind of wicker hammock ,I think his gut would get in the way now though (this is also my excuse for not being able to do it).

[Wink Wink]

May be possiable with the removal of a few internal organs.

[magoo]

I doubt I could manage either. Imagine the embarrasment if you got stuck in that position and had to call the fire brigade to release you.

I can give myself a handjob though. Does that count?

Also I did once dream that I was blowing my own flesh-flute. I wonder if this means I am a bit disturbed? It was not an exciting dream just a bit strange.

On a similar subject. When I was at school a boy got a battery wedged up his arse and had to go to hospital. Luckily it was not a car battery just an AA size. Another lad I knew got a Darth Vader figure stuck up his backside. If you ask any A&E staff they will tell you that they regularly have to treat men and boys who have somehow accidentally got some object or another stuck up their bottom. They usually say they slipped getting out of the bath etc etc.

[buttsie]

Funny you should mention objects up the backstage passage

Received Smith & Jones yet

Theres a nice sketch where 2 middle aged men are pictured at a hospital
Mel smith standing,Gryth bending over,seemingly glued together
Some excuse about hoovering in the nude when I bumped into this stranger
We seem to be stuck or some such like

cheers
B....OZ

PS handjobs only count if,

a: you hit yourself in the eye
b: leave a stalagmite on the ceiling for at least a month

Have sent Rowan & Bob(Live) over(Monday here...should be with you in 2 weeks).Help you while the hours away between working,talking bollocks and drinking shit

[magoo]

Got Smith & Jones the other day. Thanks. I will make some time to watch it at the weekend. TIA for the other stuff you mentioned.

I will have to crack a few of those stalagtites off the ceiling so that I can see the TV.

[Goater]

Would being able to suck your own cock make you Gay/bisexual? Tough one that