the gymslips

[Mart]

He had his legs amputated so he got a better view. Not many people know this.

Mart

[steve56]

it was a great afternoon that tuesday dee really knew how to satisfy me,hey!i could sell my memoirs to the notw,all my neighbours will be saying ooooh i didnt know he done all that?[lol]

[buttsie]

You better get started then

Writing a book doesn't happen overnight

Happy dictating to yourself

cheers
B....OZ

[steve56]

right now where was i,on 2nd thoughts they could make a film based on my life was gonna choose angus dayton to play me and hayley mills to play my girlfriend sue but jeffrey archers directing and neil hamilton producing,god ihope barrymore dosent get involved !!!!

[Wink Wink]

This thread is unreal. I must be still asleep. Tell me it's a dream?

[steve56]

where am i?,in the village.what do you want?,information,you wont get it.

[Wink Wink]

"It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World"

[buttsie]

You could sell it to the mobile phone companies

They are looking for short stories for the modern day techy heads to watch
when they aren't speaking on their phones

cheers
B....OZ