Has anyone tried to shag themselves?

[jj]

That's a HYRAX.
Cydrax is (or was) an apple-flavoured soft drink. I think there was a Peardrax as well, and possibly a Pomegranatedrax and even maybe a KiwiSharonBananaPersimmonDrax, which tasted like alligator-pee.........

[jj]

Both small-ish, warm-blooded and hairy, so yes.
I always imagine S56 is a bit like that, too..........

[Goater]

I've never tasted any of those except Alligator piss which is frankly very fizzy and overrated

[Flett]

There was a guy in Maidstone who managed to get three inches of his own chopper up his bum. And then he farted and did a wonderful impression of a Catherine Wheel.

[yme]

didnt blair have a good try at it in the run up to the iraq war?

[magoo]

I agree Buttsie. Leave it up there to decay and let the perverts get toxic shock syndrome. I almost posted this a few days ago but didnt due to not wanting to spoil the fun atmosphere.

These gerbil "felching" perversions have been discussed on the forum before along with some sick cunts who nail live kittens to planks, and pay models to crush live mice with their heels to get their sick kicks(these were heterosexuals BTW so thats OK I suppose by the forumites standards). I have said it before and will say it again - If I ever met one of these people whether male or female I would rip them limb from limb and to hell with the consequences. Joe Kings comments on this issue are most welcome as he defended these sick cunts last time we discussed them.

To get back to the "felching" with gerbils. What amazes me is that the revulsion towards these perverts from the forumites is mainly due to the homosexual element rather than the cruelty to gerbils. Whats wrong with you fucking idiots? You are disgusted due to them being puffs but you dont feel disgusted by the animal cruelty? You must all be fucking mental.

(JJ dont you dare make a jokey reply to this! It pisses me off when you do that because I know you often have opinions but prefer to hide behind a joke or several large words rather than show emotion)

[buttsie]

Cruelty to any form of life which results in its death for some form of gratification isn't on IMO

cheers
B....OZ