fave birds in eastenders
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Holden MacGroyn
Re: fave birds in eastenders
Dot. What a total horn merchant.
Sharon, even though she looks like a pig, has huge shoulders,has shakey teeth like Sue Ellen and is begging for an Oscar....start with a Holden luv.
Peggy. Cos she's the perfect height for a continuous suck job.
Janine, cos she looks like a right dirty slapper. Plus I hear fat girls go for ages.
Kat, cos I wouldn't want her to feel inferior.
And has anyone noticed how Laura has a striking resemblance to Gollum in part 2 of The Two Towers? Un-fucking-canny!
Not that I'd shag Laura. Rather shag Gollum.
Sharon, even though she looks like a pig, has huge shoulders,has shakey teeth like Sue Ellen and is begging for an Oscar....start with a Holden luv.
Peggy. Cos she's the perfect height for a continuous suck job.
Janine, cos she looks like a right dirty slapper. Plus I hear fat girls go for ages.
Kat, cos I wouldn't want her to feel inferior.
And has anyone noticed how Laura has a striking resemblance to Gollum in part 2 of The Two Towers? Un-fucking-canny!
Not that I'd shag Laura. Rather shag Gollum.
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Holden MacGroyn
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Caractacus
Re: fave birds in eastenders
That is frightening!
EastEnders women can be placed in any of the following categories:
1) Whingers
2) Shouters
3) Shouting whingers.
I agree with Goater. Nuke the place.
EastEnders women can be placed in any of the following categories:
1) Whingers
2) Shouters
3) Shouting whingers.
I agree with Goater. Nuke the place.
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magoo
Re: fave birds in eastenders
Thats Dennis Watermans (Terry off Minder) daughter you know. My family knew his family, London Irish. He was a boxer before he got into acting. He would give you a right hook if he saw what you just posted. Dont be so cruel to the girl.
To get back to the question. I still think Martine McCutcheon was the best. Very pretty face and big mamms to go with it. But Jilly Taylforth gives better head according to the papers.
To get back to the question. I still think Martine McCutcheon was the best. Very pretty face and big mamms to go with it. But Jilly Taylforth gives better head according to the papers.
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Holden MacGroyn
Re: fave birds in eastenders
Guess I should be really scared then huh Magoo?
I met Dennis a few times. Couldn't stand the arrogant git. Anyway, if he throws a right hook, I'll just have to block it and draw his attention to my collection of black belts then;)
I met Dennis a few times. Couldn't stand the arrogant git. Anyway, if he throws a right hook, I'll just have to block it and draw his attention to my collection of black belts then;)
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paulc
Re: fave birds in eastenders
am I the only one to realise the potential of young zoe ?
now theres a young 'un who would pretend she's never been introduced to brown-love, yet could really take 2 without a shoe-horn or a cough.
or is this insomia/red wine combination like neural napalm ?
now theres a young 'un who would pretend she's never been introduced to brown-love, yet could really take 2 without a shoe-horn or a cough.
or is this insomia/red wine combination like neural napalm ?