MAGOO COMMITTED !!

[DR Bill Hamster]

Mornin all. I was called to Magoo mansions earlier today, and as a result of what we observed (too graphic to explain) it was decided to commit him to the Big House in Prestwich! we observed him naked apart from a copy of Loot from which he was chanting 'cars, trains, cheese, and a lot more, upon further examination, he was caught in possesion of a David Beckham portrait hanging over his bed, and a complete shrine devoted to the football star was discovered in the toilet, along with photographs of the pet shop boys, he was grey in the face and panting heavily.
He will be held for a short while for observation, then Shot.

[jj]

This raises several questions:
Why are you observing him naked? Are your white coats at the laundry?
Didn't you know his normal complexion is a pleasant shade f grey (or a darker shade of puce...)?
And why do you want to take photographs? Are you a pervert or something?

[Holden MacGroyn]

This is just a cheap ploy to get us into signing up for a websteam direct into Magoo's cell.

[magoo]

I admitt to all of that but not the Beckham bit.

I am not a Man U fan or a Beckham fetishist! I simply said he was a talented footballer with a talentless wife who pushes the poor lad around and makes him wear skirts.

Are you Dr Hamster or DI Hamster of New Scotland Yard? Both have tried to have me committed in the past.

Now if you will excuse me I have a date with Neil Tennant. We are composing a song about Lizards who think they are doctors.