Adele Stephens - on The Bill!

[JON]

Well not quite, but did any1 watch an episode of this gutter-crawling excuse for a programme in which one of the characters was named Adele Stephens?
This total unoriginality seems to testify that although Eastenders may be shite, it is still better than most of the trash that the "lights" channel has to offer these days.

[Caractacus]

I was rather disappointed that, although bisexual, the Adele Stephens character turned out to be nothing like the sex goddess.

[Caractacus]

Note: not a reflection on the real Ms S's sexuality. Just a thought that floats my boat.